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After seeing Doug eat a hearty breakfast of pancakes and sausage, Carrie advises him to eat a light lunch since they’ll be going to a play with some work friends of hers. Not only does Doug ignore her advice, he participates in an egg roll eating competition during lunchtime. By the time the play comes around, Doug has such an upset stomach that he can’t stop belching. Carrie is infuriated and sends her husband home early only to find him stuffing his face with Yodel chocolate cakes when she arrives. Carrie convinces Doug to go see a therapist who will help him overcome his poor eating habits and lose weight. Doug’s therapist, Dr. Wagner, gives him some great tips on watching his food intake, and Carrie is happily surprised. Soon she starts giving her own suggestions on some of the “problems the doctor can help Doug with . . . like watching too much television, being more spontaneous, tips on being a better lover, etc. It’s not until Deacon gets in on the game and adds some issues of his own to Doug's “therapy list that the truth gets out.

Brian and Stewie respond to viewer mail. We meet a British version of the Griffins, Quahog is taken over by a famous comedian and we get to see the world from Stewie's Point of View.

Carrie and Doug remember when they bought their house, and also recall the other house that Doug wanted, the one with the dumbwaiter, right next to the elementary school.

In the midst of helping Vince woo Sophia, Turtle finds himself needing more money from his investors when his business partners eye an expensive property. Vince and Ari learn that Phil - who feels slighted because Drama went on strike - no longer wants Drama in the miner movie, and must step in to change Phil's mind. Ari must give bad news to Dana, and though she is not mad at him, it's a bitter pill to swallow. Eric's vindictive side shows when he and Melinda crash Sloan's date, and then Sloan gives Eric news that she is pregnant.

Greendale's choir director (Taran Killam) asks the study group to fill in at the holiday pageant after the glee club is unable to attend

When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house, inviting a fellow Bullfrog alum he just met; Meanwhile, the pressure is on for Alex at the decathlon; Manny and Luke bar mitzvah hop at the hotel trying to find a cute girl; Cam and Mitch arrange for quite the surprise baby gift for Jay and Gloria

Ray and Bubbles star in another one of J-Roc's greasy porn films titled J-Roc's Greasy Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild. Lahey and Randy confiscate J-Roc's porno tape, which contains evidence to get Ray busted for disability fraud.

As Arthur prepares to undergo heart surgery, Carrie discovers something that he did years ago that drastically affected the way her life turned out. Meanwhile, Doug makes friends with a quirky stranger in the hospital after borrowing a dollar for a chipwich from the snack machine. He soon regrets being friendly - and hungry.

Marshall has acquired a new tie with a duck pattern, which Barney despises because he finds the design unstylish. Now that Lily is pregnant, her breasts have gotten bigger, so Barney wants to see them; both Lily and Marshall refuse. The group decide to go to "Shinjitsu", a okonomiyaki restaurant for dinner, where Barney insults the cooking style, claiming he can do all the techniques the chef can do with ease. Marshall becomes angry and challenges Barney to do every technique, with permission to touch Lily's breasts if he succeeds. If Barney fails, he must wear Marshall's ducky tie for one year.

Professor Whitman and Dean Pelton convince Jeff to join the debate team after Annie's partner drops out right before the championship debate versus City College. Jeff naturally assumes he has the win in the bag but an obnoxious debater from the opposing team proves him wrong. Meanwhile, Shirley freaks out when Abed's films seem to predict the future and Pierce uses hypnotherapy to help Britta give up smoking.

Scarfe's ledger is found inadmissible and Stokes is exonerated. He threatens to expose Cage's real identity if challenged again. Cage decides to leave Harlem; but Claire convinces him to stay and fight. Stokes reminisces about being raised by Dillard at the behest of their grandmother, mobster Mama Mabel. As a child, Stokes' musical talents were encouraged by his uncle Pete, whom Mabel later forced Stokes to kill after learning Pete had made side dealings with her rivals, and molested Dillard. Meanwhile, Knight is investigated by the internal affairs bureau while Dillard is put under pressure by her party to resign from the council. Cage attacks Colon and takes the weapons, giving them to Knight. Dillard visits Stokes to convince him to let go of his obsession with Cage, which leads into an argument that ends with her killing him when he says she flirted with Pete. Alvarez praises her and reveals his plan to frame Cage for the murder. Knight finds out "Luke Cage" is an alias just as he meets Claire to reveal his true identity and is shot by Diamondback with the Judas, the Chitauri bullet, leaving him badly wounded.

Jordan wows the girl of his dreams with magic.

Debra accepts a position at Frank's lodge to help plan a member recruitment party, and quickly becomes very popular with the lodge brothers. Ray is upset about all the time Debra is spending away from home-and surprisingly, so is Frank, who dislikes his friends' treatment of his daughter-in-law.

Part two of a two-hour episode. A terrible explosion at Dell's house lands Betsey and Heather in the hospital, and everyone is pushed to the limit trying to save their lives. Tensions rise even higher between Addison and the Captain when her mother, Bizzy (JoBeth Williams), shows up and Addison finds out that she is a lesbian and is sleeping with Susan, a family friend.

Debra finds out that Ray accidentally taped football over their wedding tape and isn't too happy.

A major crisis in Barney and Robin's relationship gives Lily ideas on how to break them up with Alan Thicke's help.

After a challenge from Britta, Jeff must find a girl for a double date with Pierce and his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Britta and Shirley help Annie get an anatomical education for a presentation she must give at a special health fair for the school. Troy and Abed get into a rivalry when Troy realizes that Abed is a great athlete. Guest stars Sharon Lawrence.

Dre and Bow look for a legal guardian for their kids; Junior reveals to Jack some family white lies that he had always naively accepted.

When Burt starts gambling again to try and win back the items he lost 20 years ago, Jimmy and Virginia get addicted to gambling themselves, which causes them to forget about Shelley's play that Sabrina wrote and Hope stars in.

The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team proves to be a huge success with Homer as their official star player. But after Mr. Burns makes a bet with Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant owner Aristotle Amadopoulis, he hires nine professional baseball players to fill out the team. However, eight of those ringers fall victim to separate misfortunes, and Burns is forced to turn to his regular employees, who win the game.