Best Commercials from Super Bowl XLVIII (2014)

"Banned Carl's Jr Superbowl Commercial (Parody) - Big Sausage Breakfast" NOTE TO READERS: This "ad" was NOT created by Carl's Jr., and the "Big Sausage Breakfast" is not a real product. It is a parody video meant to grab attention before the 2014 Super Bowl. This video shows a scantily clad "cowgirl" walking in the desert. She reaches into a Carl's Jr. bag and pulls out a breakfast sandwich with a thick, foot-long sausage on a tiny bun. She licks and sucks it seductively making sure to clean up all the mayo. New Big Sausage Breakfast with 3 eggs, loads of melted cheese, and a big, bold sausage. Open wide, it's breakfast time. The Big Sausage Breakfast only at Carl's Jr. and Hardees. The new Big Sausage Breakfast Carl's Jr. Hardee's Eat like you mean it

"The Truth | Official Kia K900 Morpheus Big Game Commercial 2014" This 2014 Super Bowl commercial begins with a couple leaving a hotel/restaurant to pick up their car from the valet. The valet turns around and it is Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) from The Matrix. Like he does with the blue pill and red pill in the movie, Morpheus offers the couple a blue key and a red key, and they can choose the blue to go back to the luxury they know, or the red to never look at luxury the same. The man picks the red key, and a white Kia K900 rolls up. As they drive home in their new luxury car, the can't believe how great the new car is. Suddenly Morpheus appears in their back seat talking about how great the car looks, feels, and sounds like. On that queue, he starts singing opera. Some Agents hear him as they drive by a restaurant, and a woman's spoon bends as well. Cars begin floating off the ground, and street lights explode as he hits the high notes, but the car just keeps on driving... Morpheus: Let me tell you why you're here. It is the world of luxury that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Man: We just want to get our car. Morpheus: Take the blue key and go back to the luxury you know. You take the red key and you'll never look at luxury the same again. Man: This is unreal. Morpheus: No, it's very real. This is what luxury looks like. This is what it feels like. And this is what it sounds like. (Lyrics) Nessun dorma Nessun dorma Ma il mio mistero e chiuso in me il nome mio nessun saprá vinceró vinceró Lapin Blanc (White Rabbit) Valet Heart, Hart Kia Challenge the luxury you know. Introducing K900 kia.com/k900 Kia K900, Kia K-900, Kia K 900

"Bold Moves" This ad was a semi-finalist in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest. The advertisement begins with three friends walking down the street, and one of them decides he can't go through with asking out a girl. The other guys make fun of him, but he doesn't feel confident enough since another guy that likes her has Doritos. The friends have him put on a Speedo covered in Doritos to win against this guy. The man dances around and she is impressed while the other man is not intimidated. At the end, the girl starts eating the chips off his underwear. Guys, I don't think I can go through with this. Oh my gosh. You always do this. Seriously, the girl of your dreams is standing right over there, and you're gonna wuss out again. Yeah, but it's different this time. He's got a bag of Doritos. What's cooler than a bag of Doritos? Doritos For the bold

"Amish Paradise" This ad was a semi-finalist in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest. The advertisement begins with an Amish riding up to a mall in a horse and buggy. They go inside and see a Doritos vending machine. The Amish son explains to the dad that if you push a button, the machine gives you Doritos. We then see an old woman push her way through to buy a bag. The old woman then takes her Doritos, and walks up to an elevator, pushes a button and gets on. A little while later the doors re-open, and a hot woman in a tight pink dress gets off. He thinks the elevator works like the vending machine and gets his wife to go in the elevator hoping for a similar outcome. Whoa. Pa, look. It's a machine that if you push a button it gives you Doritos. Go get your mother. Here, try Cool Ranch. Big City Mall Doritos For the bold

"AXE PEACE | Make Love, Not War (:60)" This Super Bowl ad begins with a Middle East world leader walking down a hallway with several men, one of whom is carrying a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. The case appears to be a device for detonating a bomb. When he presses the big red button, fireworks go off in the background in honor of his wife. We switch to a war-torn city with a tank driving down the street. The tank drives up, points its turret at a woman, and then stops. The hatch opens and a the husband/boyfriend of the woman pops out, and they hug in a happy reunion. Next we see an image of an Asian leader (probably mimicing North Korea) looking over a crowd of people as the country shows off their soldiers and missiles. The leader makes a symbol and the crowd holds up cards showing a heart with him and his girlfriend/wife inside it. They smile and hold hands. After this we see a group of American soldiers flying in on helicopters in Vietnam. The helicopters land and one of the soldiers runs up to a woman and they start to kiss. Make love, not war. Michael. In a world filled with war, sometimes the most powerful weapon is love. Make love, not war with new Axe Peace Make Love, Not War. New Axe Peace #KissForPeace

"Doritos - Mermaid" This ad was a semi-finalist in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest. The advertisement begins with two guys out fishing in a boat on a lake. One of the guys complains that he hasn't caught a fish all day. He asks his friend if he can have some of his Doritos, and after taking a bite has an idea. He sprinkles some chips into the water, and a mermaid appears to eat the snack. They stair into each other's eyes as if they are in love, but in the next scene, the mermaid is mounted to the guy's wall like a trophy fish. Man we've been out here all day, and I haven't even had a nibble. What can I say? Some of us got it, and some of us don't. Hey, can I have a Dorito? Yeah. Whoa. Nice catch. Doritos For the Bold

"SONOS - Face Off" (Lyrics) Hey y'all ? I got money on my mind Every time I think about you I just wanna press the wine I don't wanna hide my love I don't wanna hide my love Study Amazon Cloud Player Kitchen Spotify New Music Fill Your Home With Music The Wireless HiFi System Sonos

"Ellen's Big Game Commercial for Beats Music & AT&T (full-length version)" This 2014 Super Bowl commercial has a fairy tale aura set in the modern day. It features Ellen Degeneres who plays a character who is a cross between Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood. Wearing a hooded cape, she enters an apartment complex called "The Woods". On her way she passes several anthropomorphic animals including a dog, and owl, and the Three Little Pigs. She enters an apartment and start listening to music on three different smartphones (using Beats headphones, of course) - the dad's, the mom's, and the teen's. Similar to Goldilocks, none of them were "just right". She then tries out the Beats Music app and picks that she is in a den, and feels like dancing to pop music. Before the music begins, the three bears come home (with a wolf friend) and they tell her to hit play. The perfect music begins and they all dance together. Once there was a girl who was hungry for the perfect music to dance to. Papa's was too fast. (Lyrics) Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind Mama's was too slow. (Lyrics) Cause I hate stripes, and orange ain't my color. And the teenager's music... (Dubstep) Then she used Beats Music. I'm in a den and feel like dancing to pop music. Hello. Hit play, baby. And they all danced happily ever after. Introducing the Beats Music family plan. Hit play. (Lyrics) Now I-I-I-I, don't know who you are But girl I wanna know if you can move like this And I-I-I-I, don't know if you gonna tell me But I wanna know what your name is And you-you-you-you Gonna make me fall in love with you If you keep on shaking your hips The Woods I'm In a Den & Feel Like Dancing With Three Bears To Pop Music Play the Sentence Hybernation / Hyber Nation Mama $14.99/mo for a family of 5 BeatsMusic, AT&T beatsmusic.com/att

"Audi 2014 Big Game Commercial - Doberhuahua" This 2014 Super Bowl commercial starts out with a couple in a pet store trying to pick out a new dog. The man wants a Chihuahua while the woman wants a Doberman Pinscher. The salesman suggests that they compromise and breed both dogs together to get a perfect dog for both of them. The couple thinks about what would happen and imagines a dog with a tiny Chahuahua body and giant Doberman head. They imagine a model carrying the dog in her purse with the huge head sticking out trying to bite people. Next they imagine it in a dog show where it starts attacking everyone. While wearing a cone on it's big head after going to the vet, it would get stuck with its body in the air after tipping over because it is top heavy. After this, Sarah McLachlan (known for her sad ASPCA commercials) does a commercial for this terrible, misunderstood dog, but it starts eating her guitar. The weird dogs even chase neighborhood kids, and terrorizes everyone at the dog park. Soon, the pups take over the city - all because of a simple compromise. The couple leaves their nightmarish thoughts and decide to go to an animal shelter and adopt a different dog instead. I think I like this little guy. I love this one. You know you can always compromise and breed them together. Doberhuahua. Know whay I mean? Ew! I've never seen a breed like this. Nor have I. I don't know what to make of it, frankly. It's unsettling. It's disturbing to look at it directly. How did this dog get past regionals? That's what I want to know. I'm Sarah McLachlan. Will you heal these misunderstood animals? I don't like the fact that it's looking this way. That's it! Save yourself. They're everywhere. *Woof* Much better. PetYard, Pet Yard Valet Logan Hills Kennel Club Dog Show Compromise scares us too. Audi A3 Midway Animal Rescue The all-new Audi A3. Designed without compromise. Audi Truth in Engineering #StayUncompromised

"DORITOS FINGER CLEANER - 2014 CRASH THE SUPER BOWL" This ad was a semi-finalist in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest. The advertisement begins with several men working in a mechanic shop. One of the men, Billy, is eating Doritos and wiping his cheesy hands on his light colored overalls leaving orange stains. One of the men tells this guy to use the finger cleaner on the wall which only works for Doritos. The finger cleaner is just a hole in the wall. On the other side is just an office worker who licks the delicious cheese powder off your finger when it appears - a finger glory hole. Billy, use the cleaner. Oh. Touchdown. Yeah, it only works with Doritos. Why only Doritos? You ask too many questions, Billy. Mmmm. Doritos For the Bold

"Official Maserati Super Bowl Spot | 2014 Ghibli - Strike" This 2014 Super Bowl commercial is narrated by a little girl who represents Maserati. She talks about how, when she was young, she was picked on and bullied, but she was smart. She waited until her bullies (all the "normal" big car companies) got to fat and lazy to compete, and and then she prepares her strike. Their first strike is the Mazerati Ghibli... the absolute opposite of ordinary. The world is full of giants. They have always been here. Lumbering the schoolyards. Limping through the alleys. We had to learn how to deal with them. How to overcome them. We were small, but fast. Remember? We were like a wind appearing out of nowhere. We knew that being clever was more important than being the biggest kid in the neighborhood. As long as we keep our heads down. As long as we work hard. Trust what we feel in our guts, our hearts, then we're ready. We wait until they get sleepy. Wait until they get so big they can barely move. Then we walk out of the shadows. Quietly walk out of the dark... and strike. We have prepared. Now we strike. Ghibli Maserati The absolute opposite of ordinary

The 80s called ... they want their store back. 80s celebrities invade a RadioShack to take back their old stuff and make room for the RadioShack of the future. "The Phone Call: #InWithTheNew RadioShack Commercial (official version)" (Phone rings) Radio Shack. Oh, OK. What? The 80s called. They want their store back. Hey. Go, go, go! It's time for a new Radio Shack. Come see what's possible when we do things together. You're too late. (Lyrics) Everyone's watchin' to see what you will do Everyone's looking at you, oh Everybody's working for the weekend Everybody needs a second chance, oh You want a piece of my heart Radio Shack VCRs R radioshack Do. It. Together. radioshack.com/dit

This is a Trailer for the 2014 film, 'Noah' starring Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Emma Watson, Logan Lerman, Sami Gayle and Anthony Hopkins. "Noah Movie Official Big Game Spot" A great flood is coming. The storm cannot be stopped. It can be survived. I have to protect our family. And save the innocent. We want to live! Get your mother. Take them all. Is this the end of everything? It's the beginning of everything. Noah. In theaters and IMAX, March 28th. Witness the Untold Story Of The World's Most Epic Event Noah March 28 In Theaters And IMAX Tweet #TheFloodIsComing For a chance to win tickets to 40 Sporting Events Visit NoahMovie.com for more information

"SORRY KARL" This ad was a semi-finalist in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest. The advertisement begins with two unhappy blonde women working in a restaurant. They start thinking about anywhere they would rather be, and it turns out their fantasies are the same, and rather unusual... They exit a tunnel with a man wearing a rabbit head as they throw off their aprons, and the fun begins. They hope on a couch in the desert, ride on the hood of a car, ride motorcycles on an airplane, put war paint on their faces, throw spears, and wear a crown made of Doritos. At the end of their fantasy, they come back to reality eating Doritos in the kitchen of the restaurant as their boss, Karl, looks on disapprovingly. Orders are waiting, ladies. Got it Karl! Ugh, I wish I were somewhere else right now. I know where I'd be. I know exactly where I'd be. Sorry, Karl. Doritos For the Bold Carl

Part 2 of Stephen Colbert's Super Bowl ad for Wonderful Pistachios. Be sure to count all the pistachios in Stephen Colbert's library for a chance to win $100,000! "Wonderful Pistachios Stephen Colbert Super Bowl Commercial 2014, Part 2" Folks, evidently sales of Pistachios have not skyrocketed in the last 30 seconds due to a lack of "branding". Well, let's take care of that. Pistachio! Pistachio! Wait for it, pistachio! Wonderful Pistachios countournuts.com

Comedian Rob Riggle demonstrates what #NearlyDouble actually means in the Big Game commercial from Ford. But why does Rob look so much like... James Franco? "Ford "Nearly Double" Big Game Ad | Rob Riggle & James Franco" Hi. I'm Rob Riggle. This is no ordinary commercial. (bark bark) In fact, this has never been done before in the history of commercials. You see, the 2014 Ford Fusion Hybrid has nearly double the fuel economy of the average vehicle. And we like double. So, we're gonna follow up this commercial with one that's double the length, double the awesomeness. Why? To make the point that the Fusion Hybrid has nearly double the fuel economy of the average vehicle. And, to make history. (James Franco) Hi. I'm Rob Riggle. This is no ordinary commercial. In fact, this has never been done before in the history of commercials. You see, the 2014 Ford Fusion Hybrid has nearly double the fuel economy of the average vehicle. And we like double. So we followed up that last commercial with one that's double the length, double the awesomeness. Why? To make the point that the Fusion Hybrid has nearly double the fuel economy of the average vehicle. And to make... (Rob Riggle - in a fighter jet) And to make history. Fusion Nearly Double Ford Go Further #nearlydouble

"DORITOS PEACEKEEPER" This ad was a semi-finalist in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest. The advertisement begins with an astronaut walking through a cave. He puts a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos on a pillar. Aliens cover from the darkness and take the bag, but tell him that his peace offering will do him no good. The Doritos will only make them stronger and bolder. When they open the bag it is empty. The human ate them to get stronger and bolder, and he punches one of the monsters. Your peace offering is in vain. It will only make us stronger and bolder. The universe will be ours. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, $#!*. Your peace offering is in vain. It will only make us stronger and bolder. The universe will be ours.

"Bud Light - Arnold Zipper" This Super Bowl teaser ad from Bud Light features Arnold Schwarzenegger zipping up an old style workout sweatshirt. In the commercial, he has long hair and a sweatband on his head as he prepares for a ping pong (table tennis) game. Surprise. Whatever is coming 2.2.14 Bud Light Are you #UpForWhatever

Countdown to this Sunday with a special teaser of new footage from Marvel's "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," then tune-in to kickoff on the Big Game for an exclusive sneak peek at Cap's new adventure hitting theaters April 4! "Marvel's Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Big Game Teaser" See All The Action During The Big Game February 2 Marvel Facebook.com/CaptainAmerica

"POOP YOUR PLANTS - Super Bowl Content Entry" This ad was the Dairy Poop Natural Dairy Compost entry for the 2014 Intuit Small Business Big Game content. Hi, I'm Ben. And I'm Scott. We are the inventors of Poop. Seriously. Stop telling people we invented poop. Natural Dairy Compost. Well, a little big better, but we but we really didn't invent that either. Okay, someone else invented that. But, what we do do... is take poop from dairy cows... ...Put it in compost rows for a few months to get get rid of all the sees and weeds. Then we run it through a screener... ...And then we put it in a bag. And we sell it to you. By the bag full. For your plants. And yards. You can run it through any broadcast spreader, and basically poop on your yard. Or your plants. You could poop your plants? I pooped my plants. Absolutely, poop your plants. I pooped my plants. You poop your plants. I poop my plants. You know what's cool about our poop? What's that? It doesn't stink. That's pretty sweet. So I can touch it, smell it? We're sitting in a huge pile of poop. That we are, and I think I got some of that poop in my pants, actually. I pooped my plants. You pooped in your pants? Well, our compost poop is in my pants. Oh, you have poop in your pants. Yes, yes. He's got poop in his pants. We poop our plants. Thank you for watching our video. Thank you for buying Poop. Dairy Poop Natural Dairy Compost www.DairyPoop.com 6166

"GoDaddy - Puppet Master" This 2014 Super Bowl commercial, narrated by John Turturro, introduces us to Gwen. Gwen is a puppeteer who has decided to quit her job using this Super Bowl ad and pursue her dream of running a business with her puppets. Let's talk about dreams, and the people who choose to pursue them. Like Gwen, a machine engineer from New York. She's a real person with a real dream of starting her very own business, and she's got a message for her boss, Ted, who's watching the game right now. Hi, Ted. I quit. She just quit her job. Yup. In front of 100 million people. Chow, baby. Build your dream online with GoDaddy. It's go time. Puppets by Gwen PuppetsByGwen.com From GoDaddy Go Daddy Build your dream #LiveYourDream It's go time.

"Old Spice | Meeting" This post-game 2014 Super Bowl commercial shows several people in a boring business presentation. A handsome man is checking out a beautiful brunette, and we can see she is interested in him as well. All of a sudden, the man's hair crawls off his head like it is an animal. It scurries across the table and asks for the woman's phone number. She writes it down on a piece of paper and the hair grabs it and brings it back to the man. He smoothly puts the number in his suit pocket as the hair gets back on his head and back to normal. Interesting note: The first person to call the phone number won a free, last-minute trip to the Super Bowl, a hotel stay, and a cash prize. Now it just goes to voicemail. Along with a coating that is a polymer ceramic cross section. Um, with the use of new combinations of materials stretching the boundaries of our current technology. We've investigated the use of polymers in conjunction with ceramics connecting the glass to the glass, the concrete to the glass, the steel to the glass, the steel to the steel, the concrete to the concrete... *whistle* 866-617-4247 Old Spice hair that gets results New Old Spice Bulk Up, Old Spice Drench, Old Spice Cruise Control, Old Spice Spiffy

Watch Stephen Colbert in his first ever Super Bowl ad! Be sure to watch Part 2 for a chance to win $100,000. "Wonderful Pistachios Stephen Colbert Super Bowl Commercial 2014, Part 1" Hello, America. The folks at Wonderful Pistachios have asked me to help sell their product. But come on. They're wonderful, I'm wonderful, they'll sell themselves. I think we're done. Yeah. You were good. Wonderful Pistachios

Watch the winning #BeckhamForHM campaign film! For more information about the campaign, please visit: "David Beckham for H&M - Campaign Film" (Lyrics) No no no no no no no no no No no no no Well don't you know I got a skate, I do Ain't nobody do it but me Nobody but me Well I gonna philly, I'm doin' Ain't nobody doin' But me baby Nobody but me Well let me tell you nobody Nobody but me No no no no no no no no no no H&M Presents David Beckham Bodywear #BeckhamforHM

"Cowboy Kid" This ad was a semi-finalist in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest. The advertisement begins with a little boy dressed up as a cowboy playing with a lasso in the front yard with his brother nearby. Their mom asks for help carrying in the groceries, and the older brother gives the mother a sarcastic remark. The mom says that they can't get any Doritos then. They both look up quickly and race toward the car. The older brother tips the younger sibling's hat and gets a head start, but the little boy gives a whistle and hops on their giant Mastiff and rides it like a horse. The brat still gets there first, but the cowboy lassos the bag of chips away from him as the dog rears up like the Lone Ranger on his horse. At the end, the younger boy hog ties his brother as the mother claps. (Some viewers claim the cowboy is a little girl, but the mother distinctly says, "Boys, can I get some help.") Boys, can I get some help? I don't know, can you? Guess you don't want Doritos. Ha! Yeah! Woo hoo! Doritos For the Bold