Donald Faison

All of the new Interns get assigned to do a role of each doctor by Turk and J.D, The sketch show ends with a sketch of Turk and J.D portrayed as a couple in love, indicating that the whole hospital thinks of them that way. Both Turk and JD begin to think they should stop their behaviour in the hospital but both find it too hard to resist. Meanwhile Elliot tries to get Denise to get out of the hospital to have fun with the other interns. Meanwhile Carla makes the Janitor believe that he is losing his mind.

J.D. and Turk set aside their personal plans to comfort a dying patient.

Dr. Cox is struggling to recover from Ben's death, and refuses J.D.'s efforts to comfort him; meanwhile, Jordan's self-absorbed friends, Maddie and Allison are staying with Jordan to comfort her. Carla scolds the Todd, Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox about sexual harassment, and the new female attending surgeon, Dr. Grace Miller, brings up the issue of sexism in the surgical wing.

J.D. distracts the Janitor and Troy the Cafeteria Guy with a riddle. Dr. Cox and Dr. Jeffrey Steadman compete for the residency director position. Carla gets to work with Turk when she covers for one of the surgical nurses; Turk is annoyed at first but then appreciative when Dr. Wen says it was as though he had a lucky charm in the room with him. Sean's and Elliot's relationship hits rocky ground; J.D. seizes the opportunity to admit his feelings for her.

Dr. Cox and Julie start a romantic relationship with each other, but Cox's new happiness is complicated when a pregnant Jordan arrives. J.D. and Turk suffer from a poor financial situation, and continue to steal food and toilet paper from the hospital. Elliot's father cuts her off after she refuses to become an OBGYN as he wishes.

Turk convinces J.D.'s patient to decide upon surgery instead of medicine, which angers J.D.. Elliot falls for one of her patients, Sean. Dr. Kelso fires two nurses and after Dr. Cox confronts him, he fires 'Coffee Nurse.'

Dr. Cox's suspension puts his future at the hospital in doubt. Elliot discovers her patient, Dr. Greenberg, is a psychiatrist, and begins to act like his patient. J.D. has a beautiful but self-absorbed board member as a patient, and he winds up having sex with her. Unfortunately, he finds out that she is Dr. Cox's ex-wife, Jordan. J.D. tries to convince Jordan to help Dr. Cox.

This song, also called "Scrubs Side Story" was composed for this particular episode and is performed by the cast of the show.