- Dates: May 2013 - August 2013
- Type: Television Commercial
"AIDES - Man's IQ decreases as he gets undressed" This commercial shows several men who are relatively normal and relatively smart when they are fully clothed, but as they take off parts of their clothes, they get dumber and dumber. It begins with an airline pilot who takes off his coat and hat and they starts sexually harassing customers and crew on board the plane. Next is a man at a gas station. He tries to buy a can of soda from a vending machine, but it gets stuck. He takes off his shirt and decides to ram it. After this is a man bowling. He gets a strike and takes of his shirt to dance around, and things get very uncomfortable for his friends and the other bowlers. Finally, there is a man in a woman's bedroom getting completely undressed, so his IQ is zero. Because is is so dumb, thinking with his other head, the girl has to do a little thinking herself, and she convinces him to get a little more dressed with a condom. Recent studies show that a man's IQ decreases as he gets undressed. So ladies, when he's "gettin' down" you might have to think for both of you. Get him dressed (Lyrics) I could take the pitchfork from the devil Keep a super suit like I'm incredible From the deep, blue sea to the dark blue sky I'm the baddest man alive Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good Say my name: Pete Thompson, and you knock on wood, Teddy bear hoops, I tell rise your hood Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should The baddest man alive and I don't plan to die Recent studies show that a man's IQ decreases as he gets undressed. IQ 120 IQ 90 Gas open 24H Last chance Club Cola IQ 60 IQ 0 AIDES www.aides.org