- Date: October 12, 1973
- Type: Television Episode
Greg's date Sandra cancels when her cousin Linda visits from out of town. Wanting to salvage the date, Greg arranges for a double date, but when no one wants to pair up with Linda, he turns to Peter, passing him off as a "friend" in his high school class named "Phil Packer". Linda and Sandra discover Greg's ruse but don't let on, and hatch a plan of revenge at a pizza parlor. Carol and Mike - on Jan's and Marcia's recommendations for great pizza - are entertaining a conservative client Juan Calderon and his wife Maria there. Linda and Sandra's revenge jeopardizes Mike's deal.