Crazy Train
performed by Ozzy Osbourne

Based on the Marvel character, stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself.

The supervillain Megamind finally conquers his nemesis, the hero Metro Man... but finds his life pointless without a hero to fight.

This commercial for CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes features Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, sitting on a couch discussing Ozzy's secret fantasy - of flying to New York for a colonoscopy. Alan Kalter, the announcer for The Late Show with David Letterman, gives the details of the grand prize for the sweepstakes. Ozzy? Yeah? Do you have a secret fantasy? Yes. I'd like to fly to New York for a colonoscopy. Enter the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes! If you win our grand prize, we'll fly you to New York for three nights in a luxury hotel, watch the sun rise over Central Park, then kick back, relax and enjoy a complimentary colonoscopy! So what are you waiting for? You can't win if you don't enter. Visit cbs cares.tv . CBS cares. Making your fantasies come true. CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes enter at cbs cares.tv

This commercial shows a car-full of people (mostly kids in the back seats) on a road trip. They start singing, humming, and making the sound effects to the start of Ozzy's "Crazy Train" one person at a time. The re-designed 8-passenger Pilot. Smarter thinking from Honda. Goin' off the rails on a crazy train The road trip / made better The 25-mpg-hwy / Honda Pilot The 8-passenger / Honda Pilot

This commercial features rocker, Ozzy Osbourne, talking about how he's the Prince of Darkness, and then he's transformed into a World of Warcraft character. Someone on the set of the commercial tells him he can't be the Prince of Darkness because the Lich King from WoW already holds that title. Ozzy tells him that he's been the PoD since 1979, but back in the game, the Lich King uses his powers and Ozzy ends up calling for his wife, Sharon. I'm Ozzy Osbourne, and I'm the Prince of Darkness. Stop, the Lich King is the Prince of Darkness Ozzy. Well maybe you're the one who's been riding a @#$%ing Crazy Train, but I've been the Prince of Darkness since 1979. There can be only one Prince of Darkness! Sharon! World of Warcraft, try it for free at warcraft.com What's your @#$%ing game? (Lyrics) All aboard! Ha ha ha ha World of Warcraft www.warcraft.com

Ozzy Osbourne: "Welcome to 4G! Don't touch my hair man." Director: "OK, all right. This is the new version, this is the 5G. Ozzy: "Now it's 5G?" Director: "It's just 5G" Ozzy: "This is 5G. I think." Sharon Osbourne: "It's a 5G." Ozzy: "What you talking about?" Sharon: "Just a 5G. Just say a 5, just say 5G!" Ozzy: "ALL ABOARD the 5G Train! How many bloody Gs are there?" Justin Bieber: "I, I'll take it from here." Ozzy: "OK." Director: "All right, we're gonna lose Ozzy. Bring in the new one. Ozzy's in the background guys. He's in the background." Ozzy: "Is this the way out?" The new buy back program. You buy it now, we buy it back when it's time to upgrade. Justin Bieber: "It's Bieber, 6G Fever." Sharon: "What's a 6G?" Ozzy: "What's the F*ck's a Bieber?" Crew member: "I don't know. Kinda looks like a girl." Technology moves fast. Don't get left behind. Buy Back Program. Best Buy Learn more at BestBuy.com

Upon learning that she is actually a year younger than she thought, Rochelle adopts a youthful attitude while Chris receives help from a complete stranger named Stan Levine during a city-wide blackout and tries to repay him by helping him meet new friends. Meanwhile, Greg tries to create a new identity apart from his friendship with Chris.

At the gang's high school reunion, Greg plays along after he gets mistaken for one of the cool kids, but Jimmy is jealous when Greg's stolen identity threatens to challenge his bid for "Coolest Guy." Meanwhile, Kim schemes to get her high school stalker interested in her again. And a dirty, old teacher is still interested in Christine.

Andy holds a small business seminar in the office with some special guests after he finds out that his sales are at his lowest. Michael and Holly use the seminar as an improv challenge. Erin and Gabe have a game of scrabble where she engages others to join.