The Boss Commercial

Academy Award®-nominated star Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids, The Heat, Tammy) headlines The Boss as a titan of industry who is sent to prison after she's caught for insider trading. When she emerges ready to rebrand herself as America's latest sweetheart, not everyone she screwed over is so quick to forgive and forget. McCarthy is joined in The Boss by an all-star cast led by Kristen Bell, Peter Dinklage and Kathy Bates. Directed by Ben Falcone (Tammy), the comedy is based on an original character created by McCarthy and written by McCarthy and Falcone alongside their Groundlings collaborator, Steve Mallory. The film is produced by McCarthy and Falcone through their On the Day productions and Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Chris Henchy through their Gary Sanchez Productions. "The Boss - Official Trailer (HD)" My name is Michelle Darnell and I am the wealthiest woman in America. How wealthy am I? I wanted to come down on a golden phoenix, and I sure as shit did it. I run your operation while being a single mom. I deserve a pay raise. You have a child? Yeah. Was that through intercourse? Yes! I usually get kind of an asexual vibe. I never pictured her with genitals, myself. You're under arrest for insider trading. Michelle, don't struggle! Son of a bitch! You're bankrupt. All your accounts have been frozen. Claire, get me a new lawyer. You don't have any money, you stupid ginger! Mom, if she doesn't have anywhere to go, she should stay here. Huh. Look at that, a bed in a sofa. Careful, it's a bit temperamental. It's not so bad. Ah! I think I've shattered my pelvis. Michelle, you need to get off the couch. Take Rachel to her Dandelions' meeting. Our troop came in with $189,000. Holy shit. I object to parolees attending our meetings! If you don't get off my back, I'm gonna shove a box of chocolate clusters up that tight ass of yours. What is all this? This is my way back. We are gonna start a Brownie Empire and teach these girls real business skills. We want some good recruits. Get in there. Go for the aggressive girls. I feel kind of sweaty and scared. It's just the coffee kicking in. Oh, you know what? Oh, I may have switched them. I put a little splash of bourbon in mine. My name is Michelle Darnell and this is my partner. And I don't mean partner like girl on girl stuff. What's girl on girl stuff? Something you're gonna dabble with in college, but not stick with, you know? Let's not, don't tell her that. Unless you're Hannah. I think it's gonna fit you like a glove. OK, Chrystal, what do we say if somebody doesn't want to buy? Buy my brownies or I'll kill you. Don't say that, Chrystal. Say that, that's perfect. Hey! This is where Dandelions sell, bitch. Ooh! That batch is burnt! Wow. That sweater just says, I give up. You're making me feel very insecure right before my date, don't! If you could hear these sad basset hounds, they'd be saying "Claire! Put us above your waist!". That's not what my boobs sound like. "Please don't zip me up in your jeans!". Let me see this. Claire! It's like Gepetto! (Lyrics) Show me the money Show me the money Woah, oh, oh Woah, oh, oh Woah, oh, oh (Lyrics) Don't call it a comeback I been here for years Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear I'm gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius Watch me bash this beat I'm gonna knock you out I'm gonna knock you out 6 Months Later This Spring Melissa McCarthy The Boss Coming Soon #TheBoss