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There's a moment we all must face in life. A time when the larger grown-up world comes knocking, with all its consequences, bills and responsibilities. And then one day we realize the truth: We're becoming our parents. Progressive can't protect you from becoming your dad, but we can protect your home and auto. "Group Session - Progressive Insurance Commercial"
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Hi, everyone. Welcome to our Daddyostasis support group. Got some new friends this week. Welcome, good to see you. I'm Rick. I'm the group leader. What we like to do here is start with our mantra. We are not our dads. We are not our dads. Jim, why don't we start with you this week. Well, yeah, like most of you, um, we just bought a house. Very nice. Atta boy! And yeah, now I'm turning into my dad. I text in full sentences. I refer to every child as "Chief". This hat was free. What am I supposed to do, not wear it? Next thing you know, I'm telling strangers, Defense wins championships. Well it does. Right? Why is the door open? Are we trying to air condition the whole neighborhood? Now I'm the guy who gets up at 5:00 just to tell people I'm up at 5:00. I woke up at 4:00. Let's not one-up. No one wins with a one-up. OK? Do you see how he let the dad-ness overtake him? Uh, Jim. Go ahead. Yeah, you know at least it's not totally hopeless. I bundled home and auto on the internet with Progressive. Oh, nice! Yeah. And I know what a me me is now. Some of them are funny! You know? Some of them, some of them are...oh, but other ones are funny! Yeah. I think it's a meme. I don't think it is. No, I think it's me me, because it's two me's spelled me me. Yeah. Meme. Progressive can't save you from becoming your parents, but we can save you money when you bundle home and auto. I mean, why would I replace this? It's not broken. Works great.
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