Introducing Apple Watch Series 5

New Always-On Retina display. Features to help you stay active, healthy, and connected. Introducing Apple Watch Series 5. This watch tells time. (Among other things.)

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This... ...tells... ...time. And takes phone calls. This watch tells time, and turns on lights, and opens up doors. Music playing This watch tells time and communicates with satellites 12,427 miles above the Earth. It wakes you up... and gets you onto subways. And plays every Elton John studio album... Hey Siri, play Tumbleweed Connection. ...ever recorded. Play Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Play Madman Across the Water. This watch tells time and sets timers. And sets your pace and warns you when it's too loud. And texts your friends, and opens portals. Kidding. And tracks your distance underwater. And starts competitions. And accepts challenges. And tracks your workouts. And tells you which direction you should be going. And reminds you to breathe. And has an app that measures the exact timing of the electrical waves traveling through the upper and lower chambers of your heart, otherwise known as an electrocardiogram. So in conclusion, just to reiterate, this... ...tells... ...time... ...among other things.

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