Description

This commercial begins with a man trying to watch cable, but the video on the TV is frozen and choppy. We see him at his job talking to a client, but he is irritable and not paying attention. We learn that he is a defense attorney, and he ends up losing a case for the client (i.e., the defendant). The man ends up going to jail even though he is innocent. The entire time he is in prison, the tattooed man works out, and does sit-ups while looking at a picture of his lawyer. When he gets out, the first thing he does is bomb the lawyer's house. 
 
The moral of the story is get DirecTV so your house doesn't explode.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

When you have cable and your picture freezes, you get irritable. 
When you get irritable, your work suffers. 
When your work suffers, the wrong man is convicted. 
When the wrong man is convicted, he has time to think. 
When he has time to think, he thinks about you - a lot. 
And when he thinks about you a lot, your house explodes. 
Don't have your house explode. 
Get ride of cable and upload to DirecTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV

Written Text

Defendant 
Get rid of cable. 
directv.com 
DirecTV, DirectTV, Direc TV, Direct TV

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