This commercial begins with a little girl playing princess dress up. She wants her dad to join in the fun, but he has other plans to go out and play football with his friends. She bribes him with Nacho Cheese Doritos, and when his friends come in looking for him, he's in a puffy princess dress, a tiara, and a face full of makeup. He doesn't care that his burly friends see him like this as he got what he wanted - delicious, crunchy Doritos. In the next scene, all the friends are dressed up too. One of them with a long beard is even caught in the wife's wedding dress
Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or LyricsGirl: Daddy can you play princess with me?
Dad: Sweetheart, I'd love to, but they guys... they're outside waiting for me.
Girl: I got Doritos.
Friend: Steve, what is the hold-up?
All: Go Neil. Go Neil.
Wife: Steven! Is that my wedding dress?
Friend: Could be.
Written TextDoritos Nacho Cheese
Doritos Crash the Super Bowl 2013 Contest