- Dates: February 2013 - May 2013
- Type: Television Commercial
This is a trailer for the film Identity Thief, starring Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Jon Favreau, Amanda Peet Says we gotta cut the card, you don't pay your bills. I pay my bills. Swipe it one more time. Nothing wrong with that card. Randy, go get a debit card. It's Sandy. Sandy? Yo soy Sandy, mi nombre? es Sandy. I bet that was hurtful, wasn't it? Hurtful, hurtful. Exceeded the credit limit? I use the card for coffee and gas. Florida? Rabion Water Sports? Never heard of it. I'm in Colorado, we don't have beaches, you know. We're landlocked. Mr. Patterson, you missed your court date, in Florida. Three days ago. I've never even been to Florida. Who the hell is this? If I had to guess, I'd say it's the person who stole your identity. Sandy Bigelow. Patterson. Huh? What? Your receipt. You know what, keep the card. It's done. Woooo! Flying eagle! Look at her, she's like a hobbit. I can handle her. I'm going after Bilbo. This is crazy. You don't chase criminals. You're not Batman. Oh, my neck. Your neck hurts, huh? How bout we swap information, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Bigelow is such a rare name. It's a family name. Jeremiah Bigelow was a pretty well known bear hunter. Sounds brave. Here's my driver's license with my name. Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Gotcha. What, are you crazy? We're gonna have a little talk. Are we going to be adults about this? Yeah. Oh, thank God. You're all right though, huh? Yeah. Rental car didn't even have a scratch on it. Wooo! That's great news. Car's fine, what's more important... Oh, you should'a put your hazards on. (Lyrics) Everyday I'm hustlin' hustlin' hustlin' hust-hustlin' (Lyrics) I'm an outlaw, any minute could be my last call Back to the wall, but I'm in it till I finish, or I fall out I'm an outlaw Ooh baby, you want me Ooh baby, you want me I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw) Universal DECLINED From the Director of Horrible Bosses And a producer of Ted This Spring Identity Thief Coming Soon facebook.com/identitythief www.identitythiefthemovie.com