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He's back. And with plenty on his mind. Dave Chappelle returns with two stand-up specials from his personal comedy vault that are now streaming on Netflix. "Dave Chappelle | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix" I've been gone for a very long time. Surprise, it's me. Set 'em up, nigga, let's play. All manner of things kill white people, but you know what kills more black people, more than police and terrorism? Salt. Regular ass table salt. Now ISIS is number one on the terrorist charts. If ISIS catches you, they're going to cut your head off. I've seen 'em do it on YouTube. Don't like. Hey you know, I met OJ Simpson. He shook my hand. Standing beside him, his soon to be slain wife. She hugged me, she goes "good luck to you!". And I whispered in her ear, "Bitch, are you trying to get us both killed?". (Lyrics) We the people Are still here in the rear, ayo, we don't need you Babylon, bloodclot A Netflix Original Comedy Special Los Angeles Austin Two Shows One Event Reintroducing The One And Only A Netflix Original Comedy Event Dave Chappelle Two Cities One Event Only On Netflix March 21

Ozark: Their Last Resort. The Byrdes, husband and wife Marty (Jason Bateman) and Wendy (Laura Linney), their teenage kids Charlotte (Sofia Hublitz) and Jonah (Skylar Gaertner) -- are for all intents and purposes an ordinary family. Ordinary save for Marty's job: The top money launderer for the second largest drug cartel in Mexico. Now streaming, only on Netflix. "Ozark | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix" Money. That which separates the haves from the have nots. Patience, frugality, sacrifice. Deciding to invest in your family's future and taking responsibility for the consequences of those actions. Mr. Byrde? Hello. Trevor Evans, FBI. FBI? What'ts going on? We believe your husband's partner was murdered. What? Let's all stop playing this game, shall we? The lying, the running...aren't you both tired? We made a choice to move our family to a more peaceful place. Mom, what are we doing here? Your father's laundering money for a Mexican drug cartel. Marty, where's my $5 million? Someone's gonna die. Relax! Why do I have this feeling we both know that you'd be better off dead? Marty? We're gonna kill your family and be done with all this madness. Jesus, Marty, he knows the kids' names. Last chance for witness protection. This is just another betrayal, isn't it? How long have you been planning this? You have walled me out. Money is, at it's essence, the measure of a man's choices. What did you to today for our family? Jason Bateman Laura Linney Welcome To The Last Resort Ozark Only on Netflix All Episodes July 21

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