Felix the Cat

aka "Astronomeows"

Felix the Cat is seen giving out alms for the poor at a storefront labelled "Relief Bureau". Someone thanks him, but he gives the credit to his goose that can lay golden eggs. The goose lays the eggs, and Felix puts the eggs through a meat grinder which turns them into gold coins. Captain Kidd (a pirate) gets wind of this goose and steals it. Of course Felix saves the day. --- Oh, thank you, sir. Don't thank me. Thank the goose that lays the golden eggs. *honk honk, honk honk, honk honk* Good work, Goldie. Keep it up. So that's where he gets it. That's all today, Goldie. *honk honk, honk honk honk honk honk honk honk* Please help an old lady who's cold and hungry. Let me come in and warm myself. Look out! It's Captain Kidd! Quick, Goldie! Run for your life! *hoooonk, honk honk honk* I'm Captain Kidd, and I want that goose! Open the door! Let me in! Open the door! Okay, pal. Oh ha ha ha ha! You leave my goose alone, you big bully. Tough guy, eh? I take what I want, and I want what I take! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh we take what we want And we want what we take For we're pirates out hunting for treasure! If we need any gold, we steal it away, Robbing widows and orphans of pleasure! We fight with our hands... Alas there, you lubbers! Men, our fortune's made. I've got the goose that lays the golden egg. Hooray! Weigh the anchor. We're going places. Oh we take what we want And we want what we take For we're pirates out hunting for treasure! If we need any gold, we steal it away, Robbing widows and orphans of pleasure! We fight with our hands, we cuss and shoot, We're mean and we're bad from our hats to our boots. We take what we want and we want what we take For we're pirates out hunting for treasure! Poor Goldie! Poor Goldie! What'll I do? What'll I do? Come on now. I want a dozen eggs. *honk* You better hurry up with those eggs! *honk honk* Alright then, I'll help myself. *honk, honk honk honk* Go get him, men. You little rat. I'll tear you from stem to stern. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. Why you little... Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! *honk honk, honk honk honk honk honk honk* Turn around, Goldie, and head for shore. *honk honk* Felix! *honk* Felix! *honk* F-E-L-I-X! Yay, Felix! *HONK* --- A Van Beuren Production Directed by Burt Gillett and Tom Palmer Music by Winston Sharples Featuring Felix the Cat and "The Goose that Laid the Golden Egg" Copyright MXMXXXVI The Van Beuren Corp All Rights Reserved Relief Bureau The End

Felix is playing on his guitar until a storm arrives, so Felix takes refuge in King Cole's castle. When he gets there, he finds the braggart King Cole. Cole is a real windbag, talking and bragging on. The great wall of the castle, is filled with pictures of former kings, and nights. The picture begin to come alive, and in discuss over Cole's talking, bragging, and not stop boasting, decide to take the wind out of the windbag, and give him the works. The ghosts jump out of there picture frames and, take King Cole to the dungeon, strap him down and use machine to take all the hot, braggart out of the wind bag. A hose and mask, is forced over Cole's mouth. Then a pounding machine is pulled up to Cole's super inflated ball belly. The head ghost, then smiles and declares they will take the wind of of the windbag, then pulls a lever that starts the metal balls pounding on Cole's over inflated belly. The wind they take out of him is stored in a bag connected to the machine. All the time telling him and a deep disapproving tone that "you talk too much, you never shut up". Then they sit him up and make him listen to his own bragging. Cole can't stand it, as he pleads for them to stop, they just laugh at him, teaching him a lesson and giving him a does of his own medicine.

Felix the Cat is the first television series featuring the famous cartoon character Felix the Cat.