These Boots are Made for Walkin'
performed by Maya Rudolph

Amy: Well it's the last show before Christmas, girls. Kristen: How are you guys gonna spend the holidays? Maya: My holiday's gonna be super special this year. Amy & Kristen: Do tell! Maya: I'm spending it with my new guy. Amy: So am I. Kristen: Me too. Maya: What's he like? Amy: Well, I'll tell you. I've got a new man this holiday Someone who won't let me down A guy whose eyes always sparkle A man who can show you the town My boyfriend knows when I'm sleeping He always treats me right He knows if I've been bad or good But when I'm naughty he thinks it's nice Santa's my boyfriend Oh yes, Santa's the one that I love I believe he is real Because I can still feel The touch of his furry white glove (ah!) 'Cause Santa's my boyfriend Oh I've never been in love like this When he comes down my chimney I am weak in the knees Because it's his kiss that's first on my list Amy: I like it when we jump in his sleigh and he takes me to the North Pole. Kristen & Maya: Ain't he the greatest? Kristen: He told me that he loves the taste of my milk and cookies. Amy & Maya: He told me the same thing. Maya: When everybody else is putting up their stockings, he's taking mine down! All: You get the picture. Santa's my boyfriend He keeps me warm in the cold winter snow He's jolly and kind And I don't even mind When he sees me and shouts, "Ho ho ho!" Santa's my boyfriend And we'll have a wonderful life I can't wait 'til the time When he'll truly be mine And leave his bitch of a wife Amy: He's gonna leave her, right? Kristen: Well of course he's gonna leave her. He promised. Maya: They always promise and usually works out, right? Oh live, live from New York it's Saturday night.