Coochie
performed by The Black Keys; features Ludacris and Ol' Dirty Bastard

I wanted love, I needed love, Most of all, most of all Someone said true love was dead And I'm bound to fall, bound to fall For you But what can I do? Take my badge but my heart remains Lovin' you, baby child Tighten up on your reigns You're runnin' wild, running wild It's true Sick for days in so many ways I'm achin' now, I'm aching now It's times like these I need relief Please show me how, show me how To get right When I was young and moving fast Nothing slowed me down, slowed me down Now I let the others pass I've come around, come around Living just to keep going Going just to stay sane All the while never knowing It's such a shame I don't need to get steady I know just how I feel I'm telling you to get ready My dear

Coach (Damon Wayans, Jr.) visits the apartment to spend a "guys night out" with the guys, after breaking up with his girlfriend. Nick going to a strip club with the guys, upsets Jess to the point that she has "girls night out" with Cece at the bar. While at the bar, Jess gets hit on by Artie (Taye Diggs), the owner of a coffee shop that she frequently goes to.

Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. George joins a book club, but tries to rent the movie. Jerry and Elaine's discussion of the abortion issue causes trouble for Poppie, Elaine's relationship & Jerry's new couch. George spends the evening with the family that has rented the film, with less than spectacular results.