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This commercial begins with Jerry Seinfeld in an Acura showroom. He is looking at the sporty Acura NSX and tells the salesman he wants the first one. The car salesman tells him that he is number 2 on the waiting list. Jerry goes over to talk to #1 to see if he can convince him to switch places. First he tries to bribe him with just $20, but soon he gets much more creative. Seinfeld shows up at the man's house, and says he'll "throw in the Soup Nazi". He shows up later at the man's work with the "last living Munchkin" who is dressed in a flower suit. He offers a "dancing holographic monkey", and to talk to the omelet guy. He even shows up for Thanksgiving dinner at the guy's house to do a stand-up act. Jerry does a sock puppet routine from Jersey Gangland, shows the man a dead alien in a body bag, and takes him on a speedboat that goes so fast their clothes fly off. Finally Jerry offers him access to his personal network of zip lines running through Manhatan (NYC). This offer tempts the man who is just about to say yes when Jay Leno (who is a well known car collector) flies up in a personal jetpack "flying squirrel suit". The man immediately accepts this better offer and he and Leno fly off together. At the end, Jerry is sitting in a restaurant booth with the alien, the Soup Nazi, and the last living Munchkin still upset about not getting the car. Jerry: I want it. I would love to have the first one. Salesman: I'm so sorry Mr. Seinfeld, but you are number two on the list. Jerry: Who's number one? Salesman: That guy. Jerry: That guy. So, you're number 1. #1: Yeah. Jerry: How'd you like to be number 20? I'll throw in the Soup Nazi. Soup Nazi: Soup for you! Jerry: I own all the characters... Last living Munchkin. #1: I thought he passed away. Jerry: I found another one. Dancing holographic monkey? #1: I have one. Jerry: I'll make small talk with the omelet guy for you. You ever take an egg home with you? Is your head that shape underneath the hat? Do you ever feel bad about coming out of the toilet - coming right back to work here? Nobody knows it, but you do. Anybody like dirty limericks? Old Woman: Yams? Jerry: Nobody wants any yams, sweetheart. I'm trying to get a roll going. I'll act out last weeks episode of Jersey Gangland for you with sock puppets. M? is dead. I am ?? now. #1's Wife: He's still here? #1: Yes. Jerry: How about a new boat? Whoa! Final offer. For the record, I don't think I like you as much as I did in the beginning. #1: I'm listening. Jerry: Access to my personal network of Manhattan ziplines. #1: Wow! Impressive. You got the first Acura NSX. Jay Leno: How about a Jet Pack Flying Squirrel Suit? New York to L.A. in 20 minutes. #1: It's yours! Jerry: Leno! Announcer: The Acura NSX. It's coming. Alien: Leno. Jerry: Alright. Can we talk about something else? Acura NSX Acura Advance Super Bowl XLVI commercial, Super Bowl 46 commercial, Super Bowl 2012 commercial Superbowl XLVI commercial, SuperBowl 46 commercial, SuperBowl 2012 commercial Super Bowl XLVI ad, Super Bowl 46 ad, Super Bowl 2012 ad Superbowl XLVI ad, SuperBowl 46 ad, SuperBowl 2012 ad

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The NFL commercial features a ton of new and old pop culture TV references. The are saying everyone is part of the NFL family of fans. It begins with a car pulling up outside of the Brady Bunch house with a big football player in the front yard. We then see characters from Happy Days with a Green Bay Packers helmet serving bowl and the Fonze wearing a jersy, some girls from 90210 in Raiders gear, and Jerry and Kramer from Seinfeld in Giants and Bills clothes. We then see Andy and Dwight from The Office in front of a Super Bowl Party Planning Committee sign with everyone in Steelers gear, The Sopranos in Jets outfits, Jerry from Seinfeld in a Giants sweatshirt and Newman in a Cowboys costume, Norm from Cheers in a Patriots jersey, ???, the Golden Girls putting out food for a football party, and Joey and Jesse from Full House in 49ers stuff. We then see Bo and Luke Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard with a Falcon fuzzy dice on the General Lee, the Family Guy gang in jerseys including Cleveland Brown in a Browns sweatshirt, Bert and some Muppet friends, the dad and Urkel from Family matters playing with a football with food for the big game in Bears clothes, the Marsha football nose-smashing scene from The Brady Bunch, and ALF in a Panthers shirt. Barney and the gang from How I Met Your Mother, the Fonza making the TV work by pounding it, the cast of friends in Jets shirts, Family Guy watching the Big Game and Peter has a Patriots jersey with "Hi Tom" (Brady) on the back, the Glee case, part of the Modern Family cast, a large group from the system gathered to watch the game, and the Fonz again. We then get the simple words, "Best. Fans. Ever." followed by the kids from South Park worried about missing the commercials. Alright it's party time. I've got three different types of pretzels, I've got six different types of salsa... chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream... 48 pack of waffles, a gallon of barbecue sauce. 20 seconds to "go time" - carb up. (Ding dong) I'll get it. Hello Newman. Norm! Hi there, how are my girls? We're ready to serve the appetizers. Great we'll be down there. We got you Uncle Jesse. Yee haw! You're already here? No way! Hey come on in guys. Don't don't Steve! My nose. Did I do that? Everyone, if I may direct your attention to the television. Super Bowl XLV is electric here in Dallas. My favorite thing in America. Excuse me, pardon me. A beautiful day for anything and everything. Hurry, we can't miss the commercials. NFL Best. Fans. Ever.

Ryan despairs about Cyril unsuccessful appeal as a friend from Suzanne's radical days arrives in Oz. Beecher returns to Oz as a visitor and gets Keller off Death Row. Arif reluctantly takes control of the Muslims and the bookbinding business as Burr has troubles of his own keeping the homeboys in telemarketing. Martinez didn't die of poisoning, he was murdered; Penders threatens to sue about the conditions in solitary and Omar agrees not to, in exchange for a ticket back to Em City. Robson thinks up a way to get out of being Cutler's prag.

After months of tension, a riot breaks loose in Em City, started by two inmates playing a game of checkers. McManus goes in to trade himself for a couple of wounded hostages and the Governor decides to take back Em City by force.

Cheryl holds a dinner party; Larry test drives Jeff's car which leads to an accident after he hears the trademark double-horn sound effect in an AAMCO radio commercial, mistaking it for a real horn.

Cheryl's parents ask Larry to write an obituary for Cheryl's aunt, and a newspaper error results in the letter 'c' replacing the 'a' in 'aunt.'

Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his.

Jay Leno in a 1949 Porsche 356/2

Guest: Stephen Colbert Car: 1964 Morgan +4 Restaurant: Bluestone Coffee Co., Montclair, NJ

Jack needs to reestablish himself within the new corporate structure. Liz and Wesley continually run into each other, making them consider fate's role in their lives. Tracy's nanny writes an expose.

According to FoxFlash, "When Krusty the Clown is announced as the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Homer invites Bart to accompany him on a trip to Oslo for the ceremony. Sensing that Lisa would feel left out, Marge surprises her with a week-long retreat at performing arts camp, where she is greeted by her artsy counselors Ethan and Kurt and fellow musically inclined campers, who inspire her to embrace her creative side. After she returns to Springfield, Lisa becomes restless with her ho-hum suburban lifestyle and sneaks off to Sprooklyn in hopes of connecting with her inner hipster, but she soon realizes that the city is not the same as camp."

A brief flashback shows that Tyrell recorded an fsociety video the night he visited Elliot. One month later, Elliot has gone off the grid, living with his mother and maintaining a repetitive routine in an attempt to weaken the influence of Mr. Robot, who continually appears to him and torments him while still refusing to tell him what happened to Tyrell. fsociety continues under Darlene's leadership, hacking the smart home of E Corp general counsel Susan Jacobs and using it as home base after forcing Jacobs to move out. With Mobley's assistance, Darlene executes a hack on the Bank of E Corp, holding their records for ransom.

Tina Fey in a 1967 Volvo 1800S

Miranda Sings in a 1960 Austin-Healey Sprite. This is easily the worst, most annoying, and most unfunny episode of the series to this point.

After Lisa breaks Milhouse's heart yet again, he hooks up with a fifth-grader named Taffy, only to fall a victim to her pranks and be saved back by Lisa. At the same time, disgusted with the hairdressing service in Springfield in general, Homer decides to open his own hairdressing salon at home, only to ruin Marge's reputation of a good housewife.

Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks in a 1960 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud II

Sarah Silverman in a 1969 Jaguar E-Type Series 2

Michael Richards (Kramer) in a 1962 Volkswagen Double Cab Pickup

Guest: President Barack Obama Car: 1963 Corvette Sting Ray Restaurant: Staff dining room of the White House, Washington, D.C. #HopeChangeCoffee

Realizing just how poor her math skills are, Kimmy seeks out classmate Dong to get some private tutoring sessions, which he agrees to in exchange for some help at his delivery job. Meanwhile Jacqueline is contemplating her ability to survive without Julian's financial assistance. Titus starts his new job as a werewolf at a horror-themed restaurant on Broadway, but finds that life as a werewolf may be easier than that of a black man. Kimmy also begins dating Logan.

Guest: Larry David Car: 1952 Volkswagen Beetle Restaurant: John O'Groats, Los Angeles, CA

A benevolent Vince defies his friends' advice and gives an old nemesis, producer Carl Ertz, a second chance when he claims to be interested in the miner movie. Meanwhile, Andrew Dice Clay takes a stand on his "Johnny's Bananas" contract, despite Drama's disapproval; Lloyd convinces Ari to go on a date; and Turtle has a meeting with his boss about his future with Avion.

Comedian Maria Bamford returns to L.A. after a stint in a psych ward in Duluth. Not wanting her life to fall into the same rut that caused her breakdown, she decides to take things slow and put a bench outside her home to create community. But things go awry when her manager books her for a charity event starring her nemesis, Mark McGrath.

Two unexpected arrivals have an unexpected effect on Drama during his audition for Melrose 2009. Ari smells a rat when Terrence unexpectedly offers Ari the chance to buy him out. Eric learns some unsavory news from Drama about his latest fling, which sends him to the doctor, and this spurs him to make a choice about his social life. As Jamie-Lynn prepares to leave for New Zealand, Turtle receives a farewell from her that he wasn't expecting.

Jack invents "SeinfeldVision", which digitally inserts Jerry Seinfeld into every NBC show and Jenna returns from hiatus overweight due to her role in Mystic Pizza: The Musical. Tracy's wife Angie kicks him out of the house, prompting Kenneth to become his "office wife".

In this episode, Michael is concerned when he believes Dunder Mifflin is targeting him for sexual harassment training. Meanwhile, Pam anxiously awaits the arrival of her mother, and Michael's obnoxious friend Todd Packer spends the day in the office.

Larry accidentally trips Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, which works out to be beneficial for Larry.

After officially dying and coming back to life, Stan decides to leave a legacy on the world and begins to search for legendary buried treasure. As the search for gold goes "North," life at home heads south as Hayley turns to body-piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment.

Homer finds an old film strip, which prompts the story of Bart and Lisa's sibling rivalry to be told.

Howard Stern in a 1969 Pontiac GTO

Jason Alexander (as George Costanza) and Wayne Knight (as Newman) in a 1976 AMC Pacer. The group reprise their roles from Seinfeld as they meet at Tom's Restaurant, New York City, NY.

Jon Stewart in a 1978 AMC Gremlin and then a 1968 AMC AMX

Norma's healing powers draw more believers. Piper creates a new business venture. Caputo breaks in the new hires.

After seeing that Gael attracts girls because he is from Argentina, Barney and Ted pose as out-of-towners in order to meet New York City women. Their plan is a bust, and they eventually discover their dates are from New Jersey.

The book is a collection of economic articles written by Levitt, an expert who has already gained a reputation for applying economic theory to diverse subjects not usually covered by "traditional" economists; he does, however, accept the standard neoclassical microeconomic model of rational utility-maximization. In Freakonomics, Levitt and Dubner argue that economics is, at root, the study of incentives. The book's topics include: * Chapter 1: Discovering cheating as applied to teachers and sumo wrestlers (See below) * Chapter 2: Information control as applied to the Ku Klux Klan and real-estate agents * Chapter 3: The economics of drug dealing, including the surprisingly low earnings and abject working conditions of crack cocaine dealers * Chapter 4: The controversial role legalized abortion may have played in reducing crime. (Levitt explored this topic in an earlier paper entitled "The Impact of Legalized Abortion on Crime.") * Chapter 5: The negligible effects of good parenting on education * Chapter 6: The socioeconomic patterns of naming children