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Starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kumail Nanjiani, and special guest-star Snoop Dogg. You heard that right: it's doggone cray! Old Navy's giving away one million dollars to one lucky shopper on Thanksgiving Day. Will you be Old Navy's next Overnight Millionaire? Just be one of the first 50 people in line at your local Old Navy store when it opens at 4 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day, and you could win a million bucks! Plus, everything in the store is on sale for 50% off Thursday and Friday, November 26th and 27th. "Old Navy Presents: Snoopin' Around, the Full Length Feature"
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What is this? That is my diary. For my feelings. I don't want your feelings, skinny. I want your money. Ooh! That was a good one! You burned him pretty good! What are you doing here, you're supposed to be in the getaway car! Well, I was hungry and you know, these donuts are awesome! What? Man, those are Perfetta rolls. I handmade them myself. Can you taste the vanilla in them? I can taste the vanilla! They're the bomb, right? Shut up! I follow you on instagram, man, I see mad cash in your hot tub. Where's the million dollars? My money is in the shoebox. Hidden somewhere, deep below the sea. You can dance under water but you might get wet. What the f*ck are you talking about? Oh, you wanted a million dollars? Yes. Why don't we just go to Old Navy. They're giving away a million dollars on Thanksgiving. A million dollars? Yeah. Be one of the first people in line on Thanksgiving and you could win a million dollars. Why would they do that? Let me just ask you a question. Have you known about this the whole time? I've known for a while. What does "a while" mean? Define "a while". Like, a fortnight. What is a fortnight? I think it's a week? It's two weeks. I just think it's fascinating to say "fortnight" instead of "two weeks". What is wrong with you? Have you seen what I've d... Look here, Snoop Dogg is tied up! What are you talking about? Are you out of your f... You know, I myself had a bad experience with gin and juice. I think it's too much sugar, it really like upset my stomach and... You know I just started spitting myself and I have a demo I'd love to throw your way. Be quiet! Sorry. Can y'all wrap this up and get the hell outta my house? Looks like it's your lucky day, daddy longlegs. OK, let's get to Old Navy. I-I-I...do you have my purse? I don't ever have your purse. That's not, like, my job. Man, what are you... If we're doing this can I get in on? Yeah, let's do it! Yeah, go. Ah, that's good! Thank you. All right, thank you. Let's go. We're out. Can I take some of these with me? No, no. Go! I gots to get off Instagram. Right now.
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