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Rob Riggle gets you on the right bandwagon in this week's edition of "Riggle's Picks." "Tired of your terrible team? Switch sides with Bandwagon.net! - Riggle's Picks"
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When your team denies you the thrill of post-season victory, we at
Bandwagon.net suggest you just borrow it from someone else. I'll never get over that last second, heartbreaking defeat. Well, now you know how we felt after the Super Bowl. You should be a Seahawks fan. I mean, your kicker obviously is. And who names their kid Blair? I'm a Jaguars fan. Then you'd make a great Panthers fan! He's right! Most of America still mixes us up. Are you the one with the above ground pool or the wins? All the joy in my life is based on the performance of a fragile old veteran who probably shouldn't be playing anymore. Then you'll love the Broncos! Ha! Really? I thought L.A. fans were supposed to root for the Chargers or Rams now. Either is fine, it doesn't matter. Nobody cares, it's Los Angeles. I am a lowly pawn for a power mad organization built on galactic domination. Patriots! No brainer. This year,
Bandwagon.net is not only helping fans, our cracked staff is also finding new teams for coaches and free agents! Actually, Marvin, they still haven't fired you. I know, it's crazy! Don't worry, Dez. I'll put in a good word for you with Jerry Jones. I'm seeing him later at a swingers party. No, Roger. Luke Wilson looks nothing like you. You're much sexier. What are you wearing right now? Who is this? Johnny Manziel? Oh, uh, no habla inglais. No trabajo. Lo siento. Adios. I'm not touching that one. Sign up now and we'll send you this handy pamphlet on embracing delusion and living a lie. It's the same one Jay Glazer uses.
Bandwagon.net. Jump on it! I don't jump. I think Rob is picking the Seahawks and the Broncos. Yes, I did see you in Magic Mike XXL. I thought it was very brave of you to do so little ab work before filming.
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Bandwagon.net NFL Abby - Vikings Fan DJ Jortsy Jeff - Jaguars Fan Aaron - Lakers Fan FN8675309 - Storm Trooper On the phone: Marvin Lewis On the phone: Dez Bryant On the phone: Roger Goodell On the phone: Johnny Manziel On the phone: Michael Strahan