Best (and Worst) Non-Political Commercials Featuring Donald Trump

"Macy's - Find Your Magic" This Macy's ad features Tommy Hilfiger, Martha Stewart, Jessica Simpsons, Jennifer Lopez, Val Emmich, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Donald Trump, and Rachel Ray. We also see some of our favorite balloons from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, and Rockets, and much more all while an employee is looking for a pair of shoes for a customer. Do you have these in a 6? Yes. Be right back. Hey, Tommy. You're looking good. Feeling good. Ooo, behind you! Get it Jessica! Got it! For you. Hey, was he in my shot? Your coffee, Mr. Trump. Where's my usual guy? What's up Rachel? Not much. Wooo! I've got it. Thanks, Jess. Thanks. How about these? Sure. That's the magic of Macy's. Macy's Macy's Flower Show Shoes The magic of Macy's FindYourMagic.com

This commercial for Macy's features clips from the classic Christmas movie, "A Miracle on 34th Street" (the plot of which centered around the Macy's store in New York) superimposed on this modern ad. Kris Kringle (aka Santa Claus), who is in black and white while everyone else is in color, stops in the store and asks the Macy's manager and Martha Stewart who is in charge - they both say they are. Later he is hired, and he says he has an appointment with Mr. Macy, but Taylor Swift says to Marcus Samuelsson that there hasn't been a Mr. Macy since before she was born. Later Kris Kringle gets interrogated by Donald Trump, and has to pull on his beard to prove he's real. Any elf sees this and tells Tommy Hilfiger that it's the real Santa, but Tommy isn't convinced - after all, the elf also said the Easter Bunny was real. Later Justin Bieber asks Santa to take him off the Naughty List, and that he'll try to be good. Martha is upset with Santa because she didn't get the pony she asked for, and also because he calls her Susie. Taylor Swift and the manager almost get run over by Kringle as he drives by in a golf cart (inside), while Santana plays a Christmas song on his guitar. At the end, Donald Trump is shown writing his letter to Santa. Kris Kringle: I beg your pardon. Manager: Yes sir. Kris Kingle: Could you tell me who's in charge here. Manager and Martha Stewart: I am. Manager: Everybody this is Kris Kringle. He'll be helping out today. Kris Kingle: Oh, but I've made an appointment with Mr. Macy at 4 o'clock. Marcus Samuelsson: Is there a Mr. Macy. Taylor Swift: Not since before I was born. Donald Trump: What's with the get-up Kringle. Kris Kringle: I'm Santa Claus. Donald Trump: Let me see for myself. Kris Kringle: Go ahead, pull it. Elf: See Tommy, I told you he was real. Tommy Hilfiger: You also said that about the Easter Bunny. Justin Bieber: Kris, can you please take me off the "naughty list". I'll do better. I promise. Kris Kringle: Well young lady, what's your name. Martha Stewart: It's Martha, and you didn't give me that pony I asked for last year. Kris Kringle: I'm sorry Susie, I tried... Martha Stewart: It's Martha. Taylor Swift: Whoa! Manager: Mr. Kringle, can I see your license please? Announcer: Mail your letter to Santa at Macy's and we'll donate to make a wish. Together we'll collect a million reasons to believe Kris Kringle: If I can win you over, there's still hope. Another Miracle on 34th Street Believe Santa Mail Martha Stewart Collection Tommy Hilfiger Macy's Donald Trump Trump Tower New York, NY Santa Claus The North Pole

New store manager Harold arrives from Twin Falls, ID to Macy's Herald Square for his dream job. After being introduced by a familiar-looking retiring manager named Susan, he then fantasizes about hanging out with his new (and very famous) co-workers: Sean Combs, Taylor Swift, Donald Trump, Florence Henderson, Justin Bieber, Carlos Santana, Martha Stewart, Marcus Samuelsson. I feel like I'm on a TV show. Harold? Welcome. Team, meet Harold, the new store manager. I have been dreaming of this my whole life. I don't do dream sequences. That's fair. Harold. Harold. Harold? Harold! They're all really here, aren't they? Yes Harold, they are. Watch one star bring all these stars together. That's the magic of Macy's (Lyrics)Life could be a dream, sh-boom If I could take you up in paradise up above, sh-boom If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love Life could be a dream sweetheart Hello, hello again Sh-Boom and hopin' we'll meet again Oh Life could be a dream Sweetheart Macy's The World's Largest Store Martha Stewart Collection Donald J. Trump Justin Bieber Girlfriend Carlos Kiss Me Marry Me Harold! Enchanted Wonderstruck Taylor Swift Sean Jean The Magic of Macy's macys.com/onlyonestar

The Trump Dome Oreo's Commercial This ad features Donald Trump and SNL's Darrell Hammond impersonating Donald Trump vs. Peyton Manning and Eli Manning in a "DSRL" (Double Stuff Racing League) eating competition. While the Trumps are talking about how great they are, the referee starts the competition and the Manning Brothers easily win. Donald Trump: Boys, welcome to the Trump Dome. Peyton Manning: Uh, this is just your office. Darrell Hammond: Cool it, Johnny Touchdown. Referee: Ready! Donald Trump: Gentlemen, you're about to lose to the smartest... Darrell Hammond: ...most classy Donald Trump: Highest quality. Darrell Hammond: Handsomest DSRL champions ever. In fact, soon the Trump organization will acquire the Manning name and turn it into a luxury... Mannings: Done! Done! Referee: Winner! Eli Manning: Taste it, Trump! Peyton Manning: How does that feel, Donny? Donald Trump: You're fired. Darrell Hammond: You're fired. Donald Trump: Nice suit. Darrell Hammond: You're a dashing man. Donald Trump: I know it. Singers; DRSL, yeah! Trump Tower DSRL Double Stuf Oreo Celebrate @ facebook.com/oreo

Commercial for Toshiba Infinia desktop computers. "Donald Trump" I think real estate would be highly lucrative. Now there's a computer that puts you in touch with the world like never before. You're the one to talk to. Doug. At the touch of a button, you get TV, FM stereo, even a digital answering machine. Hey Doug, this is Donald Trump. Just got your email. Let me give you my direct line at Trump Tower. The Toshiba Infinia. When you're ready for a different computer. In Touch With Tomorrow Toshiba

"Trump Steaks" This ad features Donald Trump hawking his new (now out of business) steak brand. The steaks were sold exclusively through The Sharper Image for $199 to $999. When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes. The Sharper Image is one of my favorite stores with fantastic products of all kinds. That's why I'm thrilled they agree with me. Trump Steaks are "The World's Greatest Steaks" and I mean that in every sense of the word, and The Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them. Trump Steaks are, by far, best tasting, most flavorful beef you've ever had. Truly in a league of their own. Trump Steaks are five-star gourmet quality that belong in a very very select category of restaurant, and are certified Angus beef prime. There's nothing better than that. Of all of the beef produced in America, less than 1% qualifies for that category. It's the best of the best. Until now, you could only enjoy steaks of this quality in one of my resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses, but now that's changed. Today, through The Sharper Image, you can enjoy "the world's greatest steaks" in your own home with family, friends anytime. Trump Steaks are aged to perfection to provide the ultimate in tenderness and flavor. If you like your steak, you'll absolutely love Trump Steaks. Treat yourself to the very very best life has to offer, and as a gift Trump Steaks are the best you can give. One bite and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about, and believe me, I understand steaks. It's my favorite food, and these are the best. Trump Steaks "The World's Greatest Steaks" The Sharper Image 5 star gourmet less than 1% qualifies! The Best of the Best! Exclusively at The Sharper Image

"McDonald's - Donald Trump and Grimace Deals" This ad shows Donald J. Trump going on about what a good deal the McDonald's Big N Tasty is, and asking someone else in the room how they do it. The other "person" in the room is the giant purple blob monster, Grimace, and he just sits there without saying a word. Donald Trump: I don't know how you do it. I've put together some really impressive deals, but this thing you've pulled off - it's amazing. A Big and Tasty for just a dollar. How do you do it? What's your secret? Grimace: *blink* *blink* Donald Trump: Mmm hmmm. Announcer: Got a buck? You're in luck. Because you can get a delicious, beefy Big & Tasty, Chicken Sandwich, and lots of your other favorites on McDonald's Dollar Menu every day. Donald Trump: Together, Grimace, we could own this town. $1 Dollar M Menu, Dollar Menu

"Donald Trump Counting Sheep" Donald Trump teams up with Serta to create a luxurious collection, Trump Home. Watch as gives Sheep #1 a new job, let's just hope he doesn't get fired! Come to The Sleep Better Store this weekend to count your own sheep on Donald Trump's new Serta line. So what do you think of my Trump Home mattress collection by Serta? Finally, the same luxury and comfort I demand in my hotels. Oh, they'll never count sheep again. Listen, why don't you come work for me? What do you have in mind? Something you were born to do. Welcome to Room 9. Looking good #9. Looking good. Where's your dignity? Save now on this Trump Home luxury suites mattress during the Serta Luxury Suits savings event now through Labor Day. Trump Internationa Hotel and Tower Trump Home 1, 9, 11 Save now Serta Trump Home Serta Luxury Suites Savings Mattress Event Now through Labor Day serta.com

This ad shows Donald Trump making his way through a crowd of reporters asking about a fight that is supposed to occur before the famous Mike Tyson vs. Michael Spinks fight. Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump. Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump. You said on June 27th there'd be championships. That's right. We know about Tyson/Spinks, but what's this about a fight before the fight? No comment. June 27th, catch the fight before the right sponsored by Diet Pepsi. June 27th The fight before the fight Diet Pepsi 100% NutraSweet

This Big Game commercial for the real estate company, Century 21 features three celebrities working with an agent: * Billionaire and TV personality, Donald Trump * Retired NFL football star and sports analyst, Deion Sanders * Olympic speed skater, Apolo Anton Ohno Donald Trump is seen trying to negotiate a deal with the red headed agent. He makes a final offer, but learns later that she would have taken a lower offer. Deion Sanders makes cookies with his face on them for an open house, but the agent brings a ribbon dancer, a miniature unicorn, and a DJ. Finally, we see Apolo Ohno speedskating in an ice rink. The agent races up next to him and then easily passes him as she says that he got an offer on his house. Can you believe they paid $3.5 million to run this 30-second Super Bowl ad (not to mention the price of the actors and other production costs)? Sure, they got a lot of eyeballs to watch it during the game, but real estate and home buying/selling isn't exactly the type of ad you would expect to be effective during a sporting event. It wasn't very creative or funny, and it gave a negative image of the company. The Donald Trump scene seemed to say that Century 21 agents will take advantage of you and then brag about it right to your face. The Deion Sanders scene implies that they will try to one-up your efforts while talking down to you. The Apolo Ohno scene is relatively positive, but certainly doesn't make up for anything. Oh well... What would you do with $3,500,000? Announcer: Why choose a Century 21 agent? Because they're smarter than smart. Donald Trump: Five is my final offer. Agent: Deal. We would have taken four. Donald Trump: Then I want a do-over. Announcer: They're bolder than bold. Deion Sanders: I brought cookies for my open house. Agent: Nice Deion . I brought this. Deion Sanders: Is that a unicorn? Announcer: And they're faster than fast. Agent: Hey Apolo. They accepted your offer. Let's talk when you're done. Apolo Ohno: Hey, wait up! Centry 21 agents - Faster, bolder, stronger. Why choose a Century 21 agent? Century 21 - Find your agent at c21.com Faster. Bolder. Stronger. Century 21, Century21, Century TwentyOne, Century Twenty-One, Century Twenty One Dion Sanders, Deon Sanders

Oreo's Golden Double Stuff commercial with Donald Trump, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, and Darrell Hammond. "Oreo's - Golden Double Stuff commercial" Gentlemen, Oreo has rejected my bid to buy the DSRL. So we lick race for it, right here with Double Stuf Gold. Mr. Trump, my brother and I are the defending champions. And let's be honest, you don't even have a partner. Oh, I've got a partner. No you don't. Yes I do. No you don't. Yes I do. Me! No way! It's double Trump. And we're gonna be yuuuuge! Let's get this party started. Golden Double Stuf Oreo

1995 commercial for Pizza Hut's recently-introduced stuffed crust pizza; featuring real-estate tycoon turned reality show magnate (and now 2016 Republican Presidential candidate) Donald Trump with ex-wife Ivana (this was from a series of commercials touting how one could eat Stuffed Crust the "wrong" way. "1995 Pizza Hut Commercial (Stuffed Crust: Donald and Ivana Trump)" You really think this is the right thing for us to be doing, Ivana? What will people think? Let 'em talk. Donald. Ivana. It's wrong, isn't it? But it feels so right. Then it's a deal? Yes, we eat our pizza the wrong way. Crust first. Introducing Stuffed Crust pizza from Pizza Hut. With a ring of cheese baked into a totally new thinner crust you'll wanna eat it the wrong way, crust first. May I have the last slice? Actually, you're only entitled to half. Large, just $9.99. Stuffed Crust Pizza Large $9.99 Pizza Hut

"Trump University Intro" Donald Trump talks about Trump University, success and real estate investing. My favorite line: "If you're going to achieve anything, you have to take action, and action is what Trump University is all about, but action's just a small part of Trump University." Uh, what? Is it what it's all about, or is it a small part? At Trump University, we teach success. That's what it's all about - success. It's going to happen to you. Donald Trump is, without question, the world's most famous businessman. As a real estate developer, he has re-shaped the New York skyline with some of that great city's most prestigious and most elegant buildings. Now Donald Trump brings his years of experience to the world of business education with the launch of Trump University. If you're going to achieve anything, you have to take action, and action is what Trump University is all about, but action's just a small part of Trump University. Trump University is about knowledge about a lot of different things. Above all, it's about how to become successful. You're going to have professors and adjunct professors that are absolutely terrific. Terrific people, terrific brains, successful. We're going to have the best of the best, and honestly if you don't learn from them, if you don't learn from me, if you don't learn from the people that we're going to be putting forward - and these are all people that are hand-picked by me - then you're just not going to make it in terms of the world of success. I think the biggest step toward success is going to be sign up at Trump University. We're going to teach you about business. We're going to teach you better than the business schools are going to teach you, and I went to the best business school. We're going to teach you better. It's going to be a shorter process. It's not going to involve years and years of your life. It's going to be less expensive, and I think it's going to be a better education, and it's going to be what you need to know. So we're going to teach you business. We're going to teach you life. We're going to teach you salesmanship. We're going to teach you what you need to know, and we're going to also make sure that no matter what you do, as I said before, you're going to love it. Because if you don't love it, it's never ever going to work. Trump University

"Trump: The Game" Everything's set for tonight, Mr. Trump. I wonder what Trump's game is this time. Trump's got a new game! Trump's got a new deal! What's your game now? Heard about Trump's new deal? What? Trump has a new game. What is it? Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump! My new game is Trump: The Game. Trump: The Game, where you deal for everything you've ever wanted to own. Because it's not whether you win or lose - it's whether you win. Yes! Play Trump: The Game from Milton Bradley. I think you're gonna like it. Extra - Trump Has New Game! What is it? Trump Tower Trump: The Game Casino, Hotel

"Visa Check Card - Trump Rooftop" This ad shows Donald Trump advertising the Visa Check Card from the top of Trump Tower. A gust of wind blows the card off the top of the building where it falls into a dumpster. We then see Trump digging around in the dumpster to get it back because he doesn't want anyone to use it to spend his money. What he doesn't know is that if your card is lost or stolen, you aren't responsible for fraudulent purchases. Hi, I'm Donald Trump to talk to you about the remarkable convenience of the Visa Check Card... Everyone knows that Visa Check Card's directly connected to the money in your checking account. Oops. But if your card's lost or stolen, did you know you're not liable for fraudulent purchases? Got it. And you'll get every single cent of that money back? Guess not. Visa, it's everywhere you want to be. I thought he was doing so well. Visa Check Card Trump Tower 4000 1234 5678 9010, 12/06 V, Donald J Trump Visa, it's everywhere you want to be

Pizza Hut TV commercial aired in 2000 in Australia featuring Donald Trump. "Pizza Hut "New Yorker" TV ad (2000) featuring Donald Trump" Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Donald Trump. We're all cut from the same cloth. And that cloth is very, very large. It's not too big, is it? No. Why do New Yorkers have such big mouths? Go big or go home. Because they eat big pizza like the Big New Yorker from Pizza Hut. We're talking 40% bigger. Soft, fresh dough with all your favorite toppings, now from just $9.95! You've gotta be losing money on this. 13 11 66, Pizza Hut! Donald Trump New York Billionaire The Big New Yorker 40% Bigger As Compared To A Large Pan From $9.95 Takeaway Limited Time Only Pizza Hut