Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves
performed by Aretha Franklin and Eurythmics

Welcome to the girls' locker room. Let's celebrate for a change. Kari Traa - By girls. For girls. Exclusively #CelebrateYourself "Kari Traa - Celebrate yourself" (Lyrics) That behind every - "great man." There had to be a - "great woman." But in these times of change you know That it's no longer true So we're comin' out of the kitchen 'Cause there's somethin' we forgot to say to you (we say) Sisters are doin' it for themselves Standin' on their own two feet And ringin' on their own bells Sisters are doin' it for themselves Now this is a song to celebrate The conscious liberation of the female state Mothers - daughters and their daughters too Woman to woman We're singin' with you Now we ain't makin' stories And we ain't layin' plans Don't ya know that a man still loves a woman And a woman still loves a man (Just a same though) Sisters are doin' it for themselves Standing on their own two feet And ringin' on their own bells Sisters are doin' it for themselves Girls Celebrate Yourself Kari Traa By girls. For girls. Exclusively.

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