Best Banned Super Bowl Commercials

"Bud Light - Skinny Dipping" This banned Super Bowl ad starts out with a couple at a hotel pool at night. The woman suggests they go for a swim, but the guy says he doesn't have a suit. She suggests that they just go in naked, and he agrees. They think they are alone, but there is a bar below that has a window to the pool, so an entire bar full of people see them skinny dipping. Great night for a swim. I don't have my bathing suit. That's okay, neither do I. Look at the moon. What could possibly make this night more perfect? Barkeep - Bud Light! With a great taste that won't fill you up and never lets you down, make it a Bud Light. Bud Light

"SmartBeep - Blind Date" This banned Super Bowl ad starts with a man picking up a woman for a blind date. He opens the car door for her to let her in, and while he's walking around to the driver's side, she let's out a fart. Unfortunately, she didn't notice that he has some friends in the back seat. I can't believe it. It's my first blind date. Oh, I do it all the time. Really? Woo! You guys meet? Greg, Janet. We sure did. That was stupid. Ha ha ha. Great. This is smart. A beeper service for just a buck 99 a month. From who else - SmartBeep. Call 1-800-BEEP-199 for other smart stuff like directions. We've got chemistry here. You feel it? I felt it. Alright Janet. That was stupid. This is smart. SmartBeep Beeper Service $1.99 per month 1-800-BEEP-199

"Daniel Defense Commercial" Based on the NFL advertising rules regarding guns and ammunition, this potential 2014 Super Bowl commercial was rejected by FOX for air during the Big Game. This ad starts with a man driving through town in a minivan. An empty car seat is in the back seat, so we know he is a family man. He gets home, pulls in his driveway, picks up the paper, and pulls a weed on his well manicured lawn. He goes inside, and we can see he is a Marine from a picture on a table. He goes and gives his wife a hug while she folds laundry, then goes to check on the baby after hearing her wake up over the baby monitor. It's been a long road getting here, and a lot has changed since we got back. Now this is the center of my world, and my family's safety is my highest priority. I am responsible for their protection, and no one has the right to tell me how to defend them. So I've chosen the most effective tool for the job. Daniel Defense - defending your nation, defending your home. Daniel Defense Family Daniel Defense DanielDefense.com Defending your nation, defending your home.

"Rolling Rock: Ricochet" This banned Super Bowl ad starts at a baseball game. The batter hits a foul ball that bounces off a pole, and then keeps on bouncing, hitting everyone in the crotch. It ricochets like this for several minutes until the entire stadium evacuates to save themselves - except for two guys in the stands wearing cups. A runner at first and nobody out. Henderson the batter, Harmond on the mound. A left-hander come set. A pitch on the way. Henderson swings and lines one foul. Ricochets back and it gets Harmond. What's going on? Everybody's going down. Now the fans. I've never seen anything like this. There goes my popcorn. No! Not Phil. The catcher still can't find the ball. What is going on? The ball is like a magnet. Nobody's safe. Everybody's running. Rolling Rock? Yes. Rolling Rock Extra Pale This ad has been deemed inappropriate for TV due to 33 men being struck in the groin by a magic baseball. Remember your cup.

This banned Super Bowl ad shows Mickey Rooney in a sauna with several other people. A woman behind him coughs and the old man gets up and starts screaming and runs out of the steam room. As he leaves, his towel falls off showing his butt. Ahhh! Ahhhhh! Airborne, created by a teacher who was sick of catching colds in class. At drugstores everywhere. Go For It GoForIt Take Airborne Sick of catching colds??

PETA - Veggie Love This banned Super Bowl ad shows several woman in lingerie while heavy metal plays in the background. Instead of wearing the skimpy clothes for a man, they are dressed up for their love of vegetables. One woman licks a pumpkin while another rubs broccoli on her body. Another fills up a hot tub full of veggies and gets in with them. Studies show vegetarians have better sex. Go Veg Peta.org

"Game Day 2013 Commercial: SodaStream Effect - Super Bowl 2013" This Super Bowl XLVII commercial shows several people including a bikini clad woman, a young boy, and a dark and handsome man making their own soda at home with their SodaStream. Each time one of them presses down on the device to make a bottle of pop, plastic bottle in stores and warehouses disappear all over the world. This is because by using a device like the SodaStream, you can keep all of the garbage created by traditional cola companies out of the landfills and help save the Earth. This was not the commercial that SodaStream originally created for the Big Game, but that commercial got banned because is specifically showed Coke and Pepsi as being the "bad guys". Both Coca-Cola and Pepsi were also advertising in the Super Bowl and complained to help get the original ad banned. With SodaStream, we could have saved 500 million bottles on Game Day alone. If you love the bubbles, set them free. SodaStream, Soda Stream SodaStream.com

"Sorry, Coke and Pepsi." This is the "uncensored" commercial you were supposed to see in the 2014 Super Bowl. Unfortunately, since the ad specifically mentioned Coca-Cola and Pepsi (traditionally two of the biggest Big Game advertisers) in a negative light, they had to cut out the direct mention to these brands from the ad that actually aired on TV. The commercial begins with Scarlett Johansson in the dressing room wearing a white robe. She tells us about how easy it is to make your own soda (pop) at home and it's healthier and better for the environment. She wishes she could make this message go viral, and then sheds her robe to reveal a sexy black dress underneath. Scarlett: Like most actors, my real job is saving the world. Start with plain water, add bubbles, mix in a perfect flavor. Look, soda that's better for you and all of us. Less sugar. Less bottles. If only I could make this message go viral. Announcer: Whoa, whoa, you're doing it Scarlett. Yeah, you're doin' it. Changing the world one sip at a time. Scarlett: Sorry Coke and Pepsi. Announcer: Oh yeah, she done it. SodaStream. SodaStream, Soda Stream

"GNC #CourageToChange" Don't ever let anyone tell you, you can't change. #CourageToChange While originally approved by Fox, the 2017 Super Bowl LI ad was banned by the NFL. The reason given was that GNC sells substances that have been banned by the NFL, and that the GNC logo inside a pill bottle was unacceptable. It features people who are willing to work hard to overcome the odds. Prominently featured are a one-armed drummer, firefighters, and several people working out. Don't ever let anyone tell you you can't change. That is what life is - change. It's not some magic trick, it's your will. Your thoughts become your words, become your actions, become your reality. Change is your destiny. Now go chase it. #CourageToChange GNC Live Well Lower Prices - Free Rewards

Bud Light - Clothing Drive This banned Super Bowl ad starts out with some people at work. A woman asks a man walking by if he brought anything in for the clothing drive. They guy didn't bring anything, but when he learns that you get a free Bud Light for ever piece of clothing you donate, he takes off his shirt and tie for the free beer. It turns out he isn't the only one. There are guys walking around in boxer shorts, no shirts, and other levels of undress. One guy tries to put his pen in his shirt pocket, but realizes he is no longer wearing a shirt, so he puts his pen in his tightie whities. The guy later offers to get a hot woman in the office a Bud Light, so he strips off the underwear too. The receptionist is completely naked causing people entering the office to run into walls while staring at her. By the end of the day, almost everyone in the office is naked. Did you bring anything for the clothing drive? No. Too bad. You get a free Bud Light for every article of clothing you donate. Sweet. Morning, Bob. Morning, Jim. That was my pen. Oh. Keep it. It's for a good cause. You're hired. Welcome to the team. I'll get you a Bud Light. Hold that! Hold that. Newton Graham, hold please. Sorry. There you go. Gross. I'd like to congratulate Sarah on running the most successful clothing drive ever. You are a gem. Clothing Drive Newton Graham Bud Light BudLight.com

"Game Day 2013 Commercial: The Unaired SodaStream Ad - Super Bowl 2013" This commercial was supposed to be the ad that was shown for SodaStream during Super Bowl XLVII. Unfortunately, the ad got banned because it directly attacked two of the other Super Bowl sponsors - Coke and Pepsi. The ad begins with two soda delivery trucks (Coca-Cola and Pepsi) pulling up to a grocery store. As "Dueling Banjos" plays, each truck driver gets out and does the same thing. Open the doors of the truck unpack the bottles of pop onto a dolly, and then wheel them into the store. Before they get inside, the bottles start exploding and disappearing from the hand carts. The bottles disappear because a man at home is using his SodaStream device to make his own soda at home, thereby reducing the amount of plastic bottles that get made and them put into landfills. The ad claims that on Super Bowl Sunday alone, they could have saved over 500 million bottles from being created. At the end, all the bottles in both trucks disappear. With SodaStream, we could have saved 500 million bottles on Game Day alone. If you love the bubbles, set them free. Supermarket Coca-Cola Pepsi SodaStream, Soda Stream

This banned Super Bowl ad starts with a bobble head President Obama. As the camera moves back, we see a bobble head Jesus looking disapprovingly at Barack. At the end, the Obama doll falls into a fish bowl, and the Jesus doll starts smiling and shows us his T-shirt that says "Jesus Hates Obama". Get your stuff now at JesusHatesObama.com Jesus Hates Obama JesusHatesObama.com

This banned Super Bowl ad starts with two guys watching football on a couch. They both reach for the potato chips at the same time and their hands touch. They pause for a minute and then start kissing. At the end, we see that there is another man in the room looking on in surprise. Ten, five, touchdown! Come on! Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby. Woo, you suck! Yeah, that's right. (Lyrics) I want to kiss this guy I really, really, really, want to kiss this guy Go with it my love Caution This equipment starts and stops automatically No entry ManCrunch.com Where many many many Men Come Out and Play

"Ashley Madison Rejected Superbowl Spot" This ad was submitted and rejected for the 2011 Super Bowl. The ad features porn star Savanna Samson going into work and writing "My Husband is a fithy cheater" on a whiteboard during a conference meeting. Also in the room is a capybara and a man in a bunny suit. We then see clips of everyone else in the office during their affairs in cars, and the office. Samson decides that she is going to cheat too, and her clothes suddenly explode and she is left in a bikini. Jackie, is everything alright? No, I just found out my husband's cheating on me. Welcome to the club. Isn't it time for AshleyMadison.com My husband is a filthy cheater! AshleyMadison.com

Last Longer | Vegan Sex Drive Shown in Steamy Scene Vegans last longer. See the side by side proof here. Sleeping with someone who eats meat? There may be more than one disappointment in store. Eating the saturated fat and cholesterol in meat can increase the risk of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol, and these can be dangerous to your love life. Why? Because they're all common causes of erectile dysfunction. Plant-based foods keep blood flowing to all the body's organs. The key to a hot love life and to lasting longer in the bedroom is to start with delicious vegan meals in the kitchen. Did you know that vegetarians are 32 percent less likely to develop heart disease than meat-eaters are and they have a lower risk of suffering from diseases such as cancer and diabetes? This is another lame attempt by PETA to get some publicity. They submit a commercial for the Super Bowl knowing that the network won't play it and then they can claim it was "banned". It supposedly shows how long a meat eater vs a vegan last in bed. Meat Eater / Vegan Last Longer. Go Vegan.

Acreage Cannabis Ad Rejected For Super Bowl By CBS CBS and the NFL "banned" this ad from being aired during the Super Bowl. CBS simply isn't taking advertisements for legal or medical marijuana at this time. Marijuana/cannabis of any sort, regardless of local law, is still a banned substance for NFL players. Amy Bourlon-Hilterbran: Austin would have dozens to hundreds of seizures every single day. None of the prescriptions would work. One pill almost killed our son. Greg Kazmierczak: I've had three back surgeries, and I was on opioids for 15 years. It was a very dark, very depressive time in my life. Ryan Miller: After my injury, I felt like I couldn't live with the pain, but I couldn't live with this treatment long-term. It was unbearable. Amy Bourlon-Hilterbran: I don't have to live like that anymore. Medical cannabis saved Austin's life. Greg Kazmierczak: Cannabis has given me my life back. Amy Bourlon-Hilterbran: There are families in other states having to watch their children die. Ryan Miller: I want to see my brothers and sisters who sacrificed so much for this country have access to the safest treatment possible. This really is an injustice. Amy Bourlon-Hilterbran: It's not just unfair - it's cruel. Amy Bourlon-Hilterbran - Florence, CO Greg Kazmierczak - Buffalo, NY Ryan Miller - Oakland, CA The time is now. Please call your U.S. Representative or U.S. Senator to advocate for change now. AcreageHoldings.com A message from Acreage Holdings