The Breakfast Club

Guy yelling, "Can you count suckas?" - The Warriors Indiana Jones running from natives - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Basketball Skateboarding Scarecrow, Tin Man, Dorothy, The Lion skipping - The Wizard of Oz Computer animated penguins dancing - Happy Feet Serena Williams doing split while playing tennis Many walking funny with high steps - Monty Python's Flying Circus (The Ministry of Silly Walks) Conductor in white wig - Amadeus Man in parachute pants and yellow shirt - MC Hammer music video for "U Can't Touch This" Black and white cartoon - Popeye the Sailor Flipping slam dunk basketball Sylvester Stalone trying to catch a chicken - Rocky II Man doing "The Worm" Guys on Treadmills - OK Go music video for "Here it Goes Again" Girl Jumping rope Guy jumping over a speeding car Guy hitting tennis ball between his legs while backwards Boy stacking plastic cups Michael Cera with a flaming sword - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Overhead view of a guy jumping down a flight of stairs on his skateboard Bruce Lee with Nunchucks / Nunchaku - Enter the Dragon Jeff Bridges sleeping in a chair with sunglasses on - The Big Lebowski Spike Lee (aka Mars Blackmon) shaking his head no while looking through basketball hoop/net - old Nike commercial Spock teleporting in the transporter - Star Trek (The Original Series) Steve Carell getting his chest waxed - The 40 Year Old Virgin Kevin James dressed up as a mall security guard and riding a Segway - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Bugs Bunny getting knocked out in a boxing ring - Rabbit Punch by Merrie Melodies Man in wheel chair (Aaron Fotheringham) doing a backflip on a half pipe / skateboard ramp Man in sunglasses and tie running toward camera - Beastie Boys music video for "Sabatage" Dwarf / little person dancing in a red suit - Twin Peaks (The Man from Another Place) Ricky Gervais dancing - The Office (UK) Gladiators / Centurians fighting - 300 Guy doing martial arts kicks on a post at the beach - The Karate Kid (original) Female tennis player in pink Conductor in white wig again - Amadeus Forest Whitaker doing martial arts - Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai Woman "running" up bamboo pole - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Man in women dressed in black dancing at an funhouse - Grease Soccer player jumping to kick a ball - ??? Power lifter / weight lifter Two girls dancing on a ledge - The Breakfast Club Christopher Walken dancing on an escalator - Fatboy Slim music video for "Weapon of Choice" Edward Norton punching himself in the face - Fight Club Man yelling/celebrating? in his house - ??? Chefs hockey players with glasses - Slap Shot Man sprinting Boxers Heavy metal band singing - Iron Maiden music video for "The Number of the Beast" Ellen Page as a roller derby girl - Whip It Animated guy and dog - Scooby Doo Man with crazy hair cutting the hedges - Edward Scissorhands Guy jumping over people in lawn chairs - Ferris Bueller's Day Off Computer animated guy punching a shark - Despicable Me Man in white wig again - Amadeus Can you count suckas? (Lyrics) Break it on down I see you baby Shaking that thing I see you baby Shakin' that thang Close your eyes Get busy with it I see you baby Shaking that ass Running Counts Jams Count Style Counts Splits Count Walking Counts Flying Counts Training Counts Cardio Counts Jumping Counts Stacking Counts Taking the Stairs Counts Doesn't Count Counts Life is a sport Make it Count Fuel nike.com/fuelband nike+

The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention, and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe they are being scammed by a young girl at the restaurant.

Superintendent Chalmers reveals his hero as former President Theodore Roosevelt, who makes an appearance in the episode with the use of archival recordings.

Ted takes his class on a field trip. Meanwhile, Marshall takes matters into his own hands when his boss treads too carefully in making a huge settlement with a major company.

Doug has to make a delivery to his old high school, and while there, he stops in to visit his former football coach (guest star Burt Reynolds). The return to high school has Doug yearning to re-live his glory days, and he begins to slack off on his adult responsibilities in order to participate in some juvenille fun again. The fun is short lived however when he gets thrown out of school for mooning the student body during a pep rally. Carrie also gets to find out what it would have been like to be a part of the "cool kids" crowd.

Charles tells Kimmy that he likes her and when she says the same, the two kiss. Cyndee arrives with her boyfriend Brandon, who had also been her former middle school crush. Titus immediately suspects that Brandon is gay, but Kimmy disagrees. After Kimmy realizes how many free things Cyndee has been getting due to the sympathy of others, she tricks Brandon into revealing that he is gay, but he says that he's only with Cyndee because he too feels sorry for her. Shortly after, Brandon proposes to Cyndee, prompting Kimmy to tell Cyndee the truth, though Cyndee says she already knows and does not care. After a misunderstanding when speaking to Charles on the phone, Kimmy tells him that she loves him. She then realizes that she hadn't been working on the goals she set out when in the bunker and was jealous of all Cyndee had done, leading her to enroll in a GED program. Meanwhile, Titus has a crisis regarding his age and if he is still found attractive.

Elliot and Carla get arrested looking for a gigolo for a terminally ill patient who wants to lose her virginity before she dies. Danni is uncomfortable after walking in on Jordan and Dr. Cox having sex, and asks J.D. if she could stay at his place. J.D. starts having second thoughts almost immediately after initially agreeing. Dr. Cox and Turk clash over a friend of Dr. Cox who needs a liver transplant.

As Drama follows up on a tip about Vince's suspected stalker, Turtle gets some surprising news about the break-in. Ari steals teen heartthrob Zac Efron from Adam Davies, so Davies offers Lloyd a job as an agent, which brings him into conflict with Ari. Ashley grows increasingly suspicious of Eric.

Cathy pursues her romance with Lenny, the school painter. While the two are making out, he discovers a lump on her butt. In the meantime, Paul and Adam participate in a bathtub race and Sean starts living in her backyard.

Pam's contractions begin but she and Jim are determined to wait it out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital. Meanwhile the rest of the office tries to distract Pam from the pain with food and entertainment.

A panicked Alex enlists Jane's help in convincing Dave that something he's certain happened never did using "The Kerkovich Way," an ancient Serbian memory-wiping technique passed down through the Kerkovich clan. Meanwhile, Penny and Max are determined to finally beat an annoyingly perfect couple (Morgan Walsh and Brice Williams) in the annual Rosalita's Run and Scavenger Hunt.

When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories, until Marshall arrives.